Lately, I haven't been updating you guys about my daily walks with Princess. My bad.
Usually, because of my aversion to other humans, I take her out between 6-8 AM. However, lately, I've been a lazy **** and have failed to do so, so she's been getting afternoon walks.
Two days ago, I panicked. Why, you ask? Well, I was walking by a house with a broken wall... and a huge ******* Rottweiler (named Suzie, FYI), happened to be running around excited because its female owner was doing something to her car.
Now, when I see the biggest animal threat in my animal - there being no lions loose in my vicinity - I tend to have a heart-attack. So, I picked up Princess. The dog then ran in the house. I put Princess down. The dog then came back out of the house. This repeated a few times until the house was out of sight.
The woman looked at me like I was an alien. I looked at her like she was stupid bitch.
Yesterday, nothing quit so scary happened. Well, I tell a lie - it did surprise me, at least.
I was walking through a shithole in my shithole of an area and Princess - being a lady - squat to have a wee on some grass right at the entrance of an over-grown front garden. Then I heard some old ugly whore banging on her window. I looked up and she said, "Get that ******* dog off my lawn!" I wanted to reply by saying you have to tend to it for it to be called a lawn, but I just continued my walk without saying anything, hearing her call me an ********.
Today? Only God knows such things. For now, my future remains on AUKN. Tomorrow? things may change; I cannot say.