lol, yeah, I understand, I just feel so sorry for you...
I'm about as strict as they come for a subber - on my own I will watch nothing if it is not in the original language, whether anime or foreign films of any language. But since I show anime to my family, friends and neighbors in my theater so often and so regularly, way more than I watch on my own, I seem to be cursed to have to watch anime in English forever, lol. Other than my two daughters, who are as strict as I am with subbed anime, my mother is about the only other one who is comfortable reading subtitles, although she would still prefer to watch in English if it is available. Fortunately for me, the last two series we watched together, Hanasakeru Seishonen and Arte, were both subtitle-only, so I was in my warm, comfy place while watching those with her!