Wish Spoiler

[chaos]

Thunder strikes your house and your pc is toasted.

I wish I could see the future.

 

[Ryo Chan]

you're so busy watching your own funeral in the future you don't notice u've walked infront of the car that kills you.

i wish i was a lesbian

 

[Chaz]

You love the women, but the women run away from you... not much difference here then...

I wish the world was easier to get around.

 

[Voddas]

It's so easy that you soon become bored of the lack of adventure.

I wish I had the power to make anything I wanted just appear.

 

[devilrules666]

but then u would run out of ideas sonner or later

i wish i was born japanese!

 

[chaos]

Then you're born again in Japan as a bamboo.

I wish all my wishes came true.

 

[devilrules666]

then you would pretty much be god and everyone would have to treat u nicely

i wish for a limo to pick me up from work

 

[Kei-kun]

Turns out it's a cardboard Limo powered by pedalling.

I wish the days were 4 hours longer.

 

[Voddas]

Before you know it your 100 and having your nappy is getting changed by a carer!

I wish I could read minds.

 

[DanM]

Your head explodes from everyones dirty thoughts.

I wish there were less criminals in the world.

 

[chaos]

the days are 4 hours longer, but you have to spent these 6 more hours in school / work.

I wish the weather in the UK was nice.

 

[mangaman74]

The excess policemen turn to crime & rob you of everything you own.

Due to the warmer weather the UK seas an infux of mosquitoes - you get bitten & die.


I wish Bandai would release more blu-rays.

 

[chaos]

They release more BD's, btu they are too expensive for you to afford.

I wish I could just go home now.

 

[mangaman74]

You get home & find a letter saying that you won't be needed at your new job after all

I wish Virgin Media's internet service was better.

 

[Kei-kun]

They cancel your internet the day after improving their cables for downloading that one anime.

I wish I had a tank to drive to work.

 

[mangaman74]

Your tank gets blown up by 'friendly fire'.

I wish I could walk home from work without it raining.

 

[memorium]

it doesn't rain, but you get swarmed by mosquitos and catch malaria

i wish i could win the lottery

 

[Kei-kun]

You win, but you lose your ticket.

I wish I could work up the courage to go grab something to eat.

 

[Chaz]

You gain so much courage, you get food and eat it in front of poor tribesmen... They even eat the meat straight off your bones.

I wish it was easier to contribute to this thread other than typing. Too much work.

 

[DanM]

You learn to type and do practically everything with your mind alone, however you become lazy and eventually die because you were so lazy you couldn't be bothered to eat/drink.

I wish adam lambert would tour in the UK!