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#21
your brain grows and you become smart enough to understand all this but it gets to big and the pressure sadly kills you

I wish justin beiber was had to tour to go to north korea
 
#22
You move to the hidden leaf village, but Naruto beats you to death after you accidently eat his bowl of ramen!

You don't have to come off the computer, but you get the blue screen of death

and I think I'll just second the confusing one, something is going horribly wrong in this thread :D

JB goes to N.Korea, ends communism, and becomes a world leader.

I wish all spiders would die
 
#23
Rakuen said:
You move to the hidden leaf village, but Naruto beats you to death after you accidently eat his bowl of ramen!

You don't have to come off the computer, but you get the blue screen of death

and I think I'll just second the confusing one, something is going horribly wrong in this thread :D

JB goes to N.Korea, ends communism, and becomes a world leader.

I wish all spiders would die
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The flys swarm your fruit bowl and feast upon your foods leaving you with absolutely nothing.

I wish for something to do
 
#24
stuart-says-yes said:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I think my evilness definitely peaked in that one :D

You start counting all the leaves on a tree, and eventually succumb to insanity.

I wish pluto was still a planet
 

Chaz

Chuunibyou
#30
You get the money, but they're an acient currency that's not accepted anywhere anymore - plus they ain't worth much when melted down.

I wish there to be less sequels to movies, until they get the decent attention needed to keep up the hype.
 

Voddas

Symphogear
#31
They stop sequals all together but now crap prequals have taken their place.

I wish I could go home right now rather than being here in work.
 

Chaz

Chuunibyou
#32
You go home to a building that had the roof ripped off by strong gales.

I wish for the next wisher to rhyme with their next request.
 

Voddas

Symphogear
#33
As the aim is to spoil the previous wishers request I will make this rhyme as little as I can.

I wish I had a debit card with unlimited money on it.
 
#35
and then you get stranded because of vulcanic ashes and ends is forced to use your holiday time to cover for it.

I wish I could be a rock star.
 

Voddas

Symphogear
#37
You score the goal that wins the goal cup but it's the wrong net. It's an own goal resulting in the opposite team winning.

I wish I would always have the energy of when I was 20 no matter how old I get.
 
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