Relationships and Romance

[Phobos]

@Neil.T thanks ever so much for sharing the story of you one time snorting milk through your nostrils many years ago when something made you laugh on T.V!

At least it wasn’t whiskey or some such thing.

 

[HWR]

At least it wasn’t whiskey or some such thing.

Or mouthwash.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

At least it wasn’t whiskey or some such thing.

He doesnae touch the stuff!

Or mouthwash.

Aww no! Listerine nostrils!

 

[Phobos]

Or mouthwash.

Would it make everything smell minty clean though or just destroy your sense of smell entirely?

 

[HWR]

He doesnae touch the stuff!


Aww no! Listerine nostrils!

Happened to me before now, wasn't an enjoyable experience. Haven't had any plaque build up inside my nostrils since though

 

[Phobos]

Happened to me before now, wasn't an enjoyable experience. Haven't had any plaque build up inside my nostrils since though

How bad was the burn?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Happened to me before now, wasn't an enjoyable experience. Haven't had any plaque build up inside my nostrils since though

 

[HWR]

How bad was the burn?

Think my nose went numb for a while so I couldn't feel any burn

 

[Phobos]

Think my nose went numb for a while so I couldn't feel any burn

Is it bad that the thought of that makes me laugh? Might be a good idea for if you ever want a nose piercing though.

 

[HWR]

Is it bad that the thought of that makes me laugh? Might be a good idea for if you ever want a nose piercing though.

Not at all, a lot of comedy comes from suffering

 

[Phobos]

Not at all, a lot of comedy comes from suffering

Unless it’s your own. Then you generally get pain.

 

[HWR]

Unless it’s your own. Then you generally get pain.

Oh I've learnt to make fun of my suffering, makes things a bit more bearable.

 

[Luke]

Oh I've learnt to make fun of my suffering, makes things a bit more bearable.

Always good to see a positive or funny sides to things when possible.
I've a windows phone and play fantasy premier league so I suffer a fair bit

 

[Deleted member 4555]

@Neil.T has just told me that he'd eat a bowl of my porridge, even if it looked like a gurgling molten mud pit that would incinerate the spoon on impact (which is generally what my porridge tends to look like)!

 

[Phobos]

@Neil.T has just told me that he'd eat a bowl of my porridge, even if it looked like a gurgling molten mud pit that would incinerate the spoon on impact (which is generally what my porridge tends to look like)!

But the question is does it actually incinerate the spoon?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

But the question is does it actually incinerate the spoon?

My porridge actually comes to life when it comes out of the microwave!

 

[Neil.T]

My porridge actually comes to life when it comes out of the microwave!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

I knew you'd go there

EDIT: Didn't you also say you'd come back for seconds?

 

[Neil.T]

I knew you'd go there

Animated by our "favourite", Hideaki Anno.

(Your cue.)

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Animated by our "favourite", Hideaki Anno.

(Your cue.)

"30" spoonfuls of porridge or "50"? I really can't tell what you said

EDIT: Also Hideaki Anno is just a cruel [expletive] *fumbles for the tissues*