Between a new season of weak first episodes and some older shows that aren't grabbing me, I'm ditching shows left and right at the moment.
My Stepmom's Daughter is My Ex (ep.1) - Tedious Arguments: The Anime. The main characters in this show are so boring that even my boredom got bored. Dropped
Heroines Run the Show (ep.1) - Remember F6, the pretty-boy idol parody versions of the sextuplets from Osomatsu-san? The reverse harem contenders in this show are basically F6, but without a shred of irony. I'm hardly the core demographic for a harem of bishonen anyway, but this lot come across as focus-tested stereotypes. Dropped
Engage Kiss (ep.1) - Some shows have a great-looking first episode and then slide into mediocrity as the season wears on. Engage Kiss ain't got time for that. It has a great-looking first scene and slides into mediocrity by the middle of the first episode. Meanwhile there's something about the world and characters that give off Future Diary vibes in the worst ways. When I saw that the first major action scene was practically a slideshow, I gave up before the end credits rolled. Dropped
Rosario + Vampire (ep.1) - Everything about this show just feels worn out and dated. Dropped
Tokyo Mew Mew New (ep.1) - Despite being a new adaptation, this story clearly comes from the era of magical girls when everything was a cookie-cutter Sailor Moon clone. While not bad, as such, this did nothing to stand out from the crowd. It's nice that some magical girl shows are returning to being aimed at young girls instead of middle-aged creeps like me, I suppose. Dropped
Lycoris Recoil (ep.1) - This could have been called Is The Order A Sket Dance Gunslinger Girl? State-sponsored, brainwashed child assassins work at a cafe and do odd-jobs for the community as an alternative to murdering everyone the government flags as undesirable. This...could maybe be interesting? I'm not usually a fan of the whole brainwashed orphan thing, but I'll give it three episodes. On probation
Teppen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing 'til You Cry (ep.1) - You know those scenes you see in anime and Japanese movies where someone is watching a variety show on TV where a couple of presenters/comedians do a weirdly formal and unfunny comedy routine? Yeah, this is basically that. Rather than focusing on stage performances, the show mostly weaves that style of humour into slice of life scenes in a way that works better. It's okay. Definitely more Joshiraku than Rakugo Shinjuu. On probation
Yurei Deco (ep.1) - Oh no, is this what cyberpunk has turned into? A typically ugly/vibrant/frenetic Science Saru production, this has some promise, but the idea of cyberpunk for the social media generation makes me throw up in my mouth a bit. On probation