Congrats, Josh. I got rejected from McDonalds a few years ago :lol:
My dad went thusly: Went to Ikea with the husband/flatmate as I wanted some bookshelves for my room, and we both wanted some bits for the kitchen. Saw a nice bit of wood in the bargain corner that was the perfect size for a connecting shelf on top of the 2 cases. Got through the checkout, paid for everything, and went to arrange delivery as neither of us can drive. Had to wait 40 minutes to be served as they only had 1 person on the delivery counter, only to be told "we can't deliver bargain corner items" to which I responded "well why don't you have a sign in there saying so?" Because if I'd known before I bought it, I wouldn't have bothered, as the bus driver would've told me to piss off if I'd tried to get on with a 6 foot long piece of wood.
Tired and grumpy and unimpressed right now