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Mutsumi said:
A moment ago, I blew out a candle from a distance of over two metres. :O

I am proud of my super powerful lungs. :D Heck, they're so good that if I take a deep breath and hold it, I can float perfectly with my head above the water without moving my arms or legs. ^_^

Awesome lungs are awesome.
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Time to get someone smoking, lol ;)
 
G'morning people who will just be appearing soon enough. How're we doin'?

Got the walls at the flat getting painted now as we speak, kinda means i can't get about anywhere, but there we go. Never got any flat searching done in time yesterday either which annoys me. Why can't companies reply to you on flats in time anyways? =/
 
Morning Arby, i've been about for around an hour but just have a load of work to do this morning. Thankfully i'm getting the afternoon that comes along once in a blue moon.

I'm allowed an extra late lunch, then get back and do an hours worth of work before i go home at 4, Can't complain :)

Good to hear the flats getting a new lease of life. sucks that your housebound though. Hopefully it'll be more fun than watching paint dry ;)
 
Ahh, the late lunch, awesome they are. Worked on monday and i had to go for lunch quite late myself, only had to work 2 more hours and i was done. Never get tired of that.

The flat needs it, but it feels almost pointless with it going to start happening again in a few years time. Getting outta this flat is the best thing i can do, hah. Closer to town would do, quicker to get to the town centre to spend that non-existent cash >.>
 
Excellent jusy got my Mao-chan in the post today,I know this is the wrong thread for that, but I might as well post here. I'll just have enough time to check it out before I go out for the afternoon.

Says it's P.I.G animated, might be the only decent one of Ken's around. Unless someone has something to mention about that Christmas one he done
 
Mutsumi said:
A moment ago, I blew out a candle from a distance of over two metres. :O

I am proud of my super powerful lungs. :D Heck, they're so good that if I take a deep breath and hold it, I can float perfectly with my head above the water without moving my arms or legs. ^_^

Awesome lungs are awesome.
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Happy Birthday Mutsumi!
 
Hello everyone.

Electricity has avoided my house and village like the plague today, so I came into work to do some voluntary hours, curse you boredom!

Once i'm finished and there is still no power, I'll read some Deathly Hallows while I wait.
 
Happy birthday Mutsumi!

Just found this, oh wow...

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
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Bwahahahahahhhahahahahaha
 
*Gives stuie a hot cup of tea and some Burton choco-cream biscuits.* Hope it gets better soon, but how bad is it?

Mutsumi's giving me a "high" with those colours... XD How's everyone?
 
Hello everyone, Hope you get better Stuart

Just drinking tea at my reception workplace, preparing a friends birthday party for tomorrow.

Also tomorrow I have to help old folks on a Digital photography course for three days, these things always worry me at the start because I don't know if there will be a person there who will be hard to work with.
 
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