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[Deleted member 4555]

You should be happy! The chair will make your cold feel so bad it leaves you alone. Plus the next person on the chair might catch it.

This is true. Do you think we could get a politician to sit in it, then?

 

[HWR]

Rules are rules and all that. The shinji chair is not for merriment or any sort of dandiness

 

[Phobos]

It'll hit @Neil.T right in the Scottish furry purse...


At least it WOULD if he'd actually wear a kilt

Just get @Neil.T drunk (I suggest slipping him it in something else rather than offering a full up alcoholic beverage) and dress him in one. He won’t know or realise he’s wearing it until too late.

 

[Phobos]

This is true. Do you think we could get a politician to sit in it, then?

No. They’d make the chair feel dirty and it might destroy itself afterwards.

 

[Umiko]

You should be happy! The chair will make your cold feel so bad it leaves you alone. Plus the next person on the chair might catch it.

That would probably be me then.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Rules are rules and all that. The shinji chair is not for merriment or any sort of dandiness

I laughed at this. One does not indulge in merriment or dandyness whilst convalescing in the Shinji Chair!

Just get @Neil.T drunk (I suggest slipping him it in something else rather than offering a full up alcoholic beverage) and dress him in one. He won’t know or realise he’s wearing it until too late.

A doughnut laced with Scotch whisky it is, then!

 

[Phobos]

That would probably be me then.

Not unless you upset me. If you’re a good mionion then that is unlikely.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

That would probably be me then.

It's okay, I'd sterilise it before you get to sit in it! I have wipes especially formulated to dettox Shinji Chairs...

 

[Phobos]

I laughed at this. One does not indulge in merriment or dandyness whilst convalescing in the Shinji Chair!


A doughnut laced with Scotch whisky it is, then!

Mmmmmm whiskey flavoured doughnut. Is that the upgraded cress one?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Not unless you upset me. If you’re a good mionion then that is unlikely.

To be fair Cult Lewder does look after his mionions...most of the time...


So long as you're doing everything the Cult Lewder asks...

 

[Phobos]

It's okay, I'd sterilise it before you get to sit in it! I have wipes especially formulated to dettox Shinji Chairs...

...you get the chair is a punishment? It’s not meant to be cleaned or sterilised...

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Mmmmmm whiskey flavoured doughnut. Is that the upgraded cress one?

Maybe I could lace the cress with the whisky and put that into the doughnut...

 

[Phobos]

To be fair Cult Lewder does look after his mionions...most of the time...


So long as you're doing everything the Cult Lewder asks...

You make me sound like some kind of megalomaniac who is in charge of some kind of cult type thing.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

...you get the chair is a punishment? It’s not meant to be cleaned or sterilised...

But...it'll end up like a public toilet, all manky and graffitied!

"Shinji woz 'ere"

 

[Phobos]

Maybe I could lace the cress with the whisky and put that into the doughnut...

He wouldn’t eat it.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

You make me sound like some kind of megalomaniac who is in charge of some kind of cult type thing.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, REALLY???

 

[Deleted member 4555]

He wouldn’t eat it.

Oh he will, trust me!

 

[HWR]

You make me sound like some kind of megalomaniac who is in charge of some kind of cult type thing.

Hey someone's gotta fill those shoes. I'll stick to my Dandy sneakers though...

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Hey someone's gotta fill those shoes. I'll stick to my Dandy sneakers though...

Dandy sneakers are pure groovyness, baby!


Plus: comfort!

 

[Phobos]

But...it'll end up like a public toilet, all manky and graffitied!

"Shinji woz 'ere"

No one graffitis the chair. You get chained up on it. There is no escape.