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This is true. Do you think we could get a politician to sit in it, then?You should be happy! The chair will make your cold feel so bad it leaves you alone. Plus the next person on the chair might catch it.
This is true. Do you think we could get a politician to sit in it, then?You should be happy! The chair will make your cold feel so bad it leaves you alone. Plus the next person on the chair might catch it.
No. They’d make the chair feel dirty and it might destroy itself afterwards.This is true. Do you think we could get a politician to sit in it, then?
You should be happy! The chair will make your cold feel so bad it leaves you alone. Plus the next person on the chair might catch it.
I laughed at this. One does not indulge in merriment or dandyness whilst convalescing in the Shinji Chair!Rules are rules and all that. The shinji chair is not for merriment or any sort of dandiness
A doughnut laced with Scotch whisky it is, then!Just get @Neil.T drunk (I suggest slipping him it in something else rather than offering a full up alcoholic beverage) and dress him in one. He won’t know or realise he’s wearing it until too late.
Not unless you upset me. If you’re a good mionion then that is unlikely.That would probably be me then.
It's okay, I'd sterilise it before you get to sit in it! I have wipes especially formulated to dettox Shinji Chairs...That would probably be me then.
Mmmmmm whiskey flavoured doughnut. Is that the upgraded cress one?I laughed at this. One does not indulge in merriment or dandyness whilst convalescing in the Shinji Chair!
A doughnut laced with Scotch whisky it is, then!
To be fair Cult Lewder does look after his mionions...most of the time...Not unless you upset me. If you’re a good mionion then that is unlikely.
...you get the chair is a punishment? It’s not meant to be cleaned or sterilised...It's okay, I'd sterilise it before you get to sit in it! I have wipes especially formulated to dettox Shinji Chairs...
Maybe I could lace the cress with the whisky and put that into the doughnut...Mmmmmm whiskey flavoured doughnut. Is that the upgraded cress one?
You make me sound like some kind of megalomaniac who is in charge of some kind of cult type thing.To be fair Cult Lewder does look after his mionions...most of the time...
So long as you're doing everything the Cult Lewder asks...
But...it'll end up like a public toilet, all manky and graffitied!...you get the chair is a punishment? It’s not meant to be cleaned or sterilised...
He wouldn’t eat it.Maybe I could lace the cress with the whisky and put that into the doughnut...
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, REALLY???You make me sound like some kind of megalomaniac who is in charge of some kind of cult type thing.
Oh he will, trust me!He wouldn’t eat it.
Hey someone's gotta fill those shoes. I'll stick to my Dandy sneakers though...You make me sound like some kind of megalomaniac who is in charge of some kind of cult type thing.
Dandy sneakers are pure groovyness, baby!Hey someone's gotta fill those shoes. I'll stick to my Dandy sneakers though...
No one graffitis the chair. You get chained up on it. There is no escape.But...it'll end up like a public toilet, all manky and graffitied!
"Shinji woz 'ere"