You had my curiosity, but now you have my attentionI'm sure my neighbour wouldn't agree, he's already angry with me for setting fire to his shed
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attentionI'm sure my neighbour wouldn't agree, he's already angry with me for setting fire to his shed
We've got a garden incinerator in the back yard and I was burning some rubbish and wanted to burn some more, so I tried to take the lid of with a rake because the lid was hot and I didn't want to burn my hands, and as I was attempting to take the lid of the incinerator I accidental knocked it over spilling flaming rubbish all over the lawn, and instead of getting the hose pipe like a normal person I thought it would be a good idea to hit the fire with the rake, next thing I know some of the flaming rubbish has made it's way onto my neighbours shed.
Not quite there was a lot more swearing from both me and the neighbour
I can imagineNot quite there was a lot more swearing from both me and the neighbour
That amuses me a lot.We've got a garden incinerator in the back yard and I was burning some rubbish and wanted to burn some more, so I tried to take the lid of with a rake because the lid was hot and I didn't want to burn my hands, and as I was attempting to take the lid of the incinerator I accidental knocked it over spilling flaming rubbish all over the lawn, and instead of getting the hose pipe like a normal person I thought it would be a good idea to hit the fire with the rake, next thing I know some of the flaming rubbish has made it's way onto my neighbours shed.
That sounds like it was a smashing idea.That accident was nothing compared to some of **** I used to pull as a kid, the council are probably still after me and my friend for smashing up the curbs around the village.
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I found out I have a 4.5KG toblerone to eat... someone please help me out here.
Our six year old minds thought so, it's surprising how much damage children can do with a set of golf clubs.That sounds like it was a smashing idea.
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They could do even more with sledgehammers...Our six year old minds thought so, it's surprising how much damage children can do with a set of golf clubs.
They could do even more with giant Toblerones...They could do even more with sledgehammers...
Omg, that made me laugh.They could do even more with giant Toblerones...
Giving children chocolate and large blunt objects is a bad idea, but giving children a large blunt object made out of chocolate is just asking for trouble.They could do even more with giant Toblerones...
True They might eat it all and sh*t on someone's living room floorGiving children chocolate and large blunt objects is a bad idea, but giving children a large blunt object made out of chocolate is just asking for trouble.
I was thinking of something more like lord of flies, where the children become feral and live in the woods in a cult that revolves around worship of the Toblerone.True They might eat it all and sh*t on someone's living room floor
Can I just have a couple of peaks?No mionion. It’s mine. Go back to the attic and be quiet!
Cult of Toblerone doesn't quite have the same ring to it as Cult of Dandy, baby!I was thinking of something more like lord of flies, where the children become feral and live in the woods in a cult that revolves around worship of the Toblerone.
Even slightly-hungover me can crank out a laugh or two it seemsOmg, that made me laugh.