Count to a Million

Neil.T

Time-Traveller
So Solid Crew... That's some Noughties nostalgia right there.

'Cos if you like me lemme know
Let me in da studio
I got 17,620 seconds before I got to go
17,620 seconds, t - t - t
17,620 seconds, t - t - t . . .

That's not even one second's worth of airtime for each of the crew's 17,621 members.
 

Neil.T

Time-Traveller
You should try Scotland Loves Anime. We had to sit through the same Kevin Bacon ad 17,623 times.

(That's how many times it felt like anyway.)
 
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ayase

State Alchemist
Man, been a long time since this thread was used.

Happy Seventeen thousand, six hundred and thirty posts to all.
 

Neil.T

Time-Traveller
My maths is terrible, but...

*concentrates hard; counts on fingers, muttering *

Dividend by sixty, that's.... minutes...

Divide again... That makes... Is that right?

That's almost...!

17,633 seconds!!!

(I told you my maths was bad. 😬)
 

João Gomes

Student Council President
You guys will never make it.

17634/1000000 chance, at most.
 

Neil.T

Time-Traveller
Well, I intend to adopt a falsely positive outlook on our chances. In the words of any football manager: "At the end of the day, it's a game of two halves. Go out there and give it 17,636 percent."

Their maths might be even worse than mine. 😬
 

Girls wIth Guns

Stand User
So, only 982,363 more posts to go! 1.7637% complete... Yay! Almost there!

When I was in elementary school, probably about 4th or 5th grade, myself and three of the neighborhood kids I hung out with spent the entire summer break playing the card game Rummy, with our goal being to get to a million points for the winner. It took us all summer and playing a couple hours almost every day, but we did make it to a million just a few days before school started in the fall. I ended up the lucky winner, lol. I wish I still had the score sheets we used to keep track of all the games!
 
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