Count to a Million

[SpideyWrex]

There are also 17,664 ways of killing this thread - one more killing than continuing.

 

[Ian Wolf]

If you want to kill, I guess you might need 17,665 bullets.

 

[SpideyWrex]

I prefer using 17,666 knives. Bullets are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions.

 

[Ian Wolf]

But surely there must be another 17,667 emotions to go through?

 

[SpideyWrex]

I ran outta emotions after watching AnoHana for 17,668 times.

 

[Girls with Guns]

I sure hope this virus lock-down doesn't last another 17,669 days, or ill go totally stir crazy!

 

[Neil.T]

But I thought you still had a total of 17,670 unwatched anime episodes on BD?

 

[Azar]

17,671

The amount of days its going to take for me to catch up with my manga backlog.

 

[SpideyWrex]

17,672

The amount of days where I'll constantly drop anime I don't like.

 

[Neil.T]

17,673: the total number of days there have been in history*.



*According to Scientology. Probably.

 

[SpideyWrex]

17,674 Flat-Earthers were a mistake.

 

[Girls with Guns]

But I thought you still had a total of 17,670 unwatched anime episodes on BD?

yes, but I can't handle watching just anime episodes on an everyday basis, I need a little variety in my life - not sure if there are 17,675 hentai clips on pornhub or not... !!

 

[SpideyWrex]

I'm sure there are 17,676 variations of hentai clips available on various porn sites, each with its own genre. lmao

 

[Neil.T]

Meh. If you've seen one hentai anime, you've seen all 17,677.

Not that I watch hentai.


No, honestly. Really.


Why are y'all looking at me like that??!

 

[SpideyWrex]

Studies involving 17,678 anime fans (male and female) have shown that they've all watched hentai at one point of their life or another.

You Are (Not) Alone.

 

[Girls with Guns]

Give me 17,679 good reasons why I shouldn't watch hentai...

 

[SpideyWrex]

I can name you 17,680 bad reasons why you should watch hentai.

Reverse psychology. Boom.

 

[Girls with Guns]

Ah, well could they be those 17,681 squares of toilet paper I would use up in the process? Lol... Ok, that's enough on that topic!

 

[SpideyWrex]

If I have a penny for the 17,682 times people told me to shush when I talk about hentai... Lol.

 

[Girls with Guns]

But, but, but (17683 times), this is a family-friendly site!

Spoiler

And, I don't have a little sister, so I never had the chance to be family-friendly!