Count to a Million

You're not missing anything.

I'd like the next 17,724 days off.

I'm unemployed long term due to disability and heath issues... it's a sword with many edges, some of which are nice happy edges of the type that would carve beautiful objects out of wood, or chop up vegetables to make tasty nutritious salads with mozzarella or feta cheese, and some of which are mean cruel edges that cut at your self-esteem or accidentally trim your hair all wrong just before picture day like what happened to Yui in that episode of K-On!... why, this metaphorical sword might even have 17,725 edges, if such a thing were possible 🤔 :)