Count to a Million

[Neil.T]

Watched Redline for the 17,604th time.

Oh, wait... wrong thread. This should be under Your viewing journal.

 

[Neil.T]

Time since last post in this thread: 17,605 days (approximately).

 

[Teapot]

Times I've forgotten to reply to this thread so far: 17,606.

 

[Neil.T]

To be fair, it was probably only the 17,607th thing on your mind.

 

[Teapot]

Well, I do have 17,608 things to do.

 

[Ian Wolf]

That's not that many. I've got 17,609 things to sort out.

 

[Neil.T]

The proverbial straw that broke the equally proverbial camel's back.

(For reference purposes, a camel's back can support approximately 17,610 straws.)

 

[Ian Wolf]

Yes, I read the full 17,611 page study into that.

 

[Neil.T]

Entitled 17,612 Things You Wanted To Know About Camels But Were Afraid To Ask.

 

[Ian Wolf]

Interestingly they ask the opinions of 17,613 experts.

 

[Lambadelta]

Surprisingly 17,614 people sent me death threats for insulting their waifu.

 

[HWR]

Pretty sure I've had randoms try to pummel me in the streets around 17,615 times since I started Yakuza 0.

 

[Neil.T]

Surprisingly 17,614 people sent me death threats for insulting their waifu.

Depending on your answer, I may become the 17,616th. Who did you insult?

 

[Sunshineabove]

17,617 how i feel today

 

[Neil.T]

17,617 how i feel today

Years old? That's old, dude.

Apparently, when people get older, they start telling you how old they'll be next year. "I'll be 17,618 next year, you know."

I haven't started doing that.

Yet.

 

[Teapot]

On the other hand, 17,619 days is only about 48.24 years, so not that old in the grand scheme of things.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

I got 17,620 seconds to go! I got 17,620 seconds to go! I'm... In a pretty comftoble position right now

 

[Neil.T]

So Solid Crew... That's some Noughties nostalgia right there.

'Cos if you like me lemme know
Let me in da studio
I got 17,620 seconds before I got to go
17,620 seconds, t - t - t
17,620 seconds, t - t - t . . .​

That's not even one second's worth of airtime for each of the crew's 17,621 members.

 

[HWR]

Reckon I'll have to sit through around 17,622 trailers and adverts before It finally begins

 

[Neil.T]

You should try Scotland Loves Anime. We had to sit through the same Kevin Bacon ad 17,623 times.

(That's how many times it felt like anyway.)