1000 things movies taught us

84. During a zombie apocalypse only keep a zombie chained up if you:
a) want it to eat you or
b) want it to eat others (in which case, please keep it out of sight).
 
BlackWolf said:
And addenum to number 84.

c) or if you want to play Timesplitters 2 with it in the shed.


Good game... Not a fan of the controls.

86. All artists are either addicted to drugs, mentally unstable or both.
 
87. Never get emotionally close to either an animal or an otherworldly creature you found. It will most likely die, or have to go back home.
 
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