1000 things movies taught us

[memorium]

46. you can jump through a glass window unscathed

 

[Genkina Hito]

47. If a young sexy person offers carnal relations and you ACCEPT... prepare to die.

 

[Rakuen]

48. Revenge is a dish best served extra bloody.

 

[Aya-Kun]

50. Every one in action films has a crap aim all those bullets and no one ever gets hit

 

[Rakuen]

51. One person can take on an entire army and win.

 

[BlackWolf]

52. If it bleeds you can kill it

 

[Rakuen]

53. It always rains at funerals.

 

[Will-O'-The-Wisp]

54. Bombs will always be deactivated at the last possible second

 

[Sparrowsabre7]

54. Bombs will always be deactivated at the last possible second

55. Or an appropriate number relating to the protagonist (007)

 

[Rakuen]

56. The best time to start "making out" is when you are in the middle of being chased by a relentless killer.

 

[Genkina Hito]

57. If you're going to kill a martial arts master make sure you get his students and family or they'll come back for revenge!

 

[Rakuen]

58. When something is just about to explode, it's better to walk away from it casually, than run.

 

[Sparrowsabre7]

58. When something is just about to explode, it's better to walk away from it casually, than run.

59. Be sure your back is to the explosion and you have a suitably surly expression to boot. Slow motion optional, but preferred

 

[Rakuen]

60. Driving a car on two wheels is very easy.

 

[Tachi]

61. Drifting a car around mountain passes is possible, if your japanese, or the stig.


62. always check the backseat before you set off, finding an aggresive person in the back of the car whilst driving isn't fun.


63. if a werewolf needs moonlight to be a werewolf, go hide in a tanning salon.

64. if your the main character, either everything is possible....or you'll die last.

 

[Genkina Hito]

65. If you are venturing into an atmosphere processor arm everybody with either a shotgun or a flame-thrower.

 

[BlackWolf]

66. Who needs advanced technology when you have aliens coming to a planet swarming with their weakness?

 

[Genkina Hito]

67. That boundary-pushing genetic hybrid that you created, it's going to eat your face and go on a rampage.

 

[Will-O'-The-Wisp]

68. Dogs can't look up

 

[BlackWolf]

69. What ever Big Al says is true (except about dogs not being able to look up)