1000 things movies taught us

Genkina Hito

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AUKN Staff
202. Dolphins have belly-buttons. Holy fu..... :eek: They are mammals. So that makes sense. Why did I never make the connection?

203. If you see a child torturing small animals, they are destined to be a dentist.

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Genkina Hito

映画男!!!
AUKN Staff
207. Scranton, Pennsylvania is a rust bucket town that should replace its railway lines before a train REALLY does derail.
 

Genkina Hito

映画男!!!
AUKN Staff
209. If you are experiencing and existential crisis, just do some volunteering.

210. The bosses daughter is always a sexy blonde and you should escort her back home even if it is through a zone filled with monsters.
 

Genkina Hito

映画男!!!
AUKN Staff
211. Lupin was an ace kick-boxer. (News to me and I HAVE read the short stories).

212. People found in catatonic states are usually either primed for dishing out violence or will be subject to it soon. Talk to them at your own risk.
 

Genkina Hito

映画男!!!
AUKN Staff
214. Strangers on trains who strike up conversations are serial killers/smugglers/spies/glamorous theives and you will be their next victim. True since the 1930's Hitchcock films.
 

Genkina Hito

映画男!!!
AUKN Staff
215. If humanity has been overwhelmed by zombies who now populate the earth, head towards Hollywood and live up your final days in style.

216. Don't re-start a theme-park, it will only attract unwanted attention from miles around.

216. Surrounded by zombies? In a vehicle on a pier? Don't drive the vehicle into the sea.

217. Be a hero.

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Genkina Hito

映画男!!!
AUKN Staff
218. North Bend Psychiatric Hospital has a hidden ward with sexy "patients". Shame it takes place in the past.
 
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Tachi

Mushi-shi
221. If you ever get the feeling somethings watching you, it probably was and is now in your blindspot.

222.
If 5 girls went missing in a cave, 1 turns up covered in blood. don't bother going into the cave with her again.

223.
Bat creatures that live hundreds of feet underground are fed by hillbilly's.

224.
Said bat people can hear you in sonar.... but can't hear your heartbeat so its okay so long as you don't breathe loud.
 
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