1000 things movies taught us

156 - All bars, clubs, pubs etc. only sell one type of beer hence why no one ask for a specific drink.

157 - When fight scenes break out in the toilets of a club there's never a dude selling lollipops and signing songs about issues with tissues & no spray, no lay in there.

158 - Paris is the only city in France as whenever someone is in France their hotel/apartment has a view of the Effiel Tower through the window.

159 - Ugly girls in High School are gorgoeus if it weren't for their glasses.

160 - Peasents & slaves in historic movies may be filthy but they gleaming white teeth.

161 - Taxis in movies are incredible as your ride always comes to a round amount so you wont need to wait for change.
 
163. When you suffer a crisis of confidence draw upon negative self-imagery to create an alter-ego who will boost your confidence and undermine racial stereotyping and perceived physical deformities.
 
166 If someone says don't make them angry, do not make them angry.

167 You can make a highly durable suit of armour complete with flamethrowers and machine guns in a small cave

168 The only good Star Trek films are the even numbered ones
 
170. if when standing on your toilet, hanging a clock, you should fall, and hit your head on the sink. You will discover how to make time travel possible
 
172 - In today's society (as shown by Scott Pilgrim vs. The World), you can still hit someone with a massive "POW!" like in the 1960's.
 
175: American cops generally try to solve crimes. Except when the FBI become involved, at which point they become incompetent, belligerent and try to hinder the investigation as much as possible.
 
176. If one of your top CIA agents wants to go home to check on the husband/wife, let them otherwise they’ll bring you and your people a whole world of hurt.
 
178. Digging yourself deeper into a conspiracy and getting shot instead of coming clean to your boss and admitting you messed up an operation is the best option for spies.
 
180. After defeating your opponent, make absolutely sure they're dead and unable to return in the sequel.

181. If you neglected to make sure they were dead, don't act so surprised when they do turn up in the sequel.
 
182 Martial Arts tournaments normally determine the fate of the world or at the very least make you look good in front of the girl.

183 If its an anime adaption it will fail.
 
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