The Vexations of a Shut-In Vampire Princess ep1: Meanwhile, this was an entirely pointless episode of the same lines being repeated and the show's paper-thin premise being explained laboriously over and over again. A cute underaged-looking vampire girl who sucks at being a vampire is suddenly promoted to being a military leader of sorts, and forced to stop lazing around in her room. The show lives and dies based on how cute you find the bratty lead with her sexy suspenders and awkward blushing, and I found her super-annoying so this was never going to work out. The new maid she has is crazy for her too, so it feels a little like a crummy version of this season's Villainess show only with the viewpoint characters swapped. It was all so generic that I bet I forget that I ever watched this episode within a month.
Firefighter Daigo ep1: A decent hot-blooded series about trainee firefighters in a more realistic setting. The glimpses of firefighter training are interesting and the slightly stupid viewpoint character is spirited enough to be fun to watch. The titular Daigo himself is as dull as dishwater, and portrayed in too dramatically heroic a way not to make me cringe, though I am curious about the mystery that was teased at the end of the episode. It was a pretty decent watch overall.
A Returner’s Magic Should Be Special ep1: This feels as though someone just remixed every other crummy isekai/rebirth/do-over/magic school/VRMMO show from the last five years and created a soulless average of the lot of them. The main character is a commoner at a school which has its students team up in some kind of virtual environment for an assessment, except thanks to the conventionally unconventional storytelling we already know that either the test really sucks or something goes wrong on our hero's attempt, because he lives through a gruelling few years in the test before being sent back in time to before it ever happened. Having knowledge of the future, he then desperately wants to avoid the more harrowing moments from his memories the second time around. There are also a few unlikeable fellow students with no unique traits thrown in haphazardly and allusions to an elitist commoner/noble hierarchy; it's all stuff that's been done way better in other shows, and it doesn't help that this looks mediocre at best. I found the first half of the episode (set in the future) especially boring because it felt as though none of the characters really cared about the fantasy world they were supposedly saving, and it wasn't any less weak when the reason for it was explained.
Protocol: Rain ep1: King's Avatar was a great show. This is a weaker version of the exact same scenario, featuring a struggling Internet cafe and its associated esports team as it falls apart due to wholly-deserved mismanagement. Half of the first episode was in-game footage of one of the crummiest-looking FPS games I've seen in decades, which didn't help, and the rest was a clumsy character drama about the super-duper hero falling out with his favourite game and (of course) ending up being pulled back in. I can't work out if it's aimed at non-gamers or gamers at all. It seems kind of bland either way?
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