Straw Hat Pirate
One of the reasons I like anime songs is because I can't understand most of the lyrics. So many songs (from any country) have trash lyrics that could have come out of a random word generator. Seriously, songwriters, if you're not going to tell a story, paint a picture, or make a statement, you may as well just hum. Once in a while though, I come across a song with lyrics that put a big, dumb grin on my face. Like this one.