Captaaainuniverse
Time-Traveller
A professional what? I could think of some descriptions but they may seem... cruel, so here's a headpat insteadLook guys, I'm trying to get the job here...permanently! I can't be seen in slippers when I'm supposed to be professional! *blows bubble pipe*
Now *slips grandma form* if I'm a grandad I'm gonna need a grandma. Either you or one of your friends could sign it. In the fine print is just a legal wager stating that me and <grandma's name> had a long and once romantic relationship, but now I am far more concerned about my slippers, paper, glasses etc to ever care what she wants to talk about. It's gone into a separate bed deal