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There are lots of women out there who are swooning over their prospective partner's courtship rituals...And to think that that was only one of my middle-drawer jokes.
Me? I get lower/middle drawer jokes and puns
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Me? I get lower/middle drawer jokes and puns
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Deleted member 4555
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Is it too specialist a job even for you?
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Deleted member 4555
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Perform whatever surgical procedure would be required to stop @Neil.T from punning!
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Deleted member 4555
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I really want to burst out laughing at this but:
1) it will hurt my throat
2) I'm still in work
Phobos
Titan
I will allow the birth reasonnthe work one has no bearing on laughter. Work needs to be made pleasurable. Laughing there seems like a good thing.
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Deleted member 4555
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This is true, I don't even know what I was thinking...
*laughs so the whole establishment hears*
Ow...
Phobos
Titan
Good girl but did you actually laugh?
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Phobos
Titan
Then you should!
Just wait till you start getting the top-drawer material.There are lots of women out there who are swooning over their prospective partner's courtship rituals...
Me? I get lower/middle drawer jokes and puns
(I'm careful not to call it top-shelf material.
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...Just wait till you start getting the top-drawer material.
(I'm careful not to call it top-shelf material.
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Can't wait
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Can't wait
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Deleted member 4555
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So guys, remember that ad I posted a short while ago?...
Yeah, it's still open. Someone please take him from me!
Phobos
Titan
I think it’d be hilarious if you did.Just wait till you start getting the top-drawer material.
(I'm careful not to call it top-shelf material.
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Phobos
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I’m not denying I am one. It’d be kind of hard to do anyway as cult lewder....
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Captaaainuniverse
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You could call me nurse rachet! No one said what kind of shots though...Omg @Captaaainuniverse as nurse!
Do you think you could give @Neil.T a long-lasting general anaesthetic?
And perhaps... could you hold @Neil.T still?
Here are my codes:
Give the patient their shot; the patient gains a suspicious new bullet wound
Get the crash kit!; I make that kit live up to its name, crash into every thing until the only thing that's works is good ol' mouth to mouth
The patient is flatlining; wasn't me
Take care of the patient; thus goes into a very dark place, involving the disposal of "yard trimmings"
Treat the patient as you would a loved one; may involve a ball gag, all I can say on a family friendly forum xD
I don't mean to get into rude territory but don't all women have those on switches? It's been a long time
I could sweep you off your feetMe? I get lower/middle drawer jokes and puns
but it would be a messy relationship
Phobos
Titan
I like your style.You could call me nurse rachet! No one said what kind of shots though...
And perhaps... could you hold @Neil.T still?
Here are my codes:
Give the patient their shot; the patient gains a suspicious new bullet wound
Get the crash kit!; I make that kit live up to its name, crash into every thing until the only thing that's works is good ol' mouth to mouth
The patient is flatlining; wasn't me
Take care of the patient; thus goes into a very dark place, involving the disposal of "yard trimmings"
Treat the patient as you would a loved one; may involve a ball gag, all I can say on a family friendly forum xD
I don't mean to get into rude territory but don't all women have those on switches? It's been a long time
I could sweep you off your feet