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Phobos
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Yes. Undoubtedly yes but only if you take pictures and post to the internet!
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This is random but I thought you all should know, that our postman from work (the one who collects the end-of-day post), is very well endowed...
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In the beard department, obviously
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In the beard department, obviously
Phobos
Titan
How well endowed is well endowed? Does he tuck the end of it into his belt?This is random but I thought you all should know, that our postman from work (the one who collects the end-of-day post), is very well endowed...
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In the beard department, obviously
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Phobos
Titan
I feel I must challenge him to a beard duel!No, no, not so much "long" endowed, more...
"thick" and "viking-ey"
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Deleted member 4555
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*Spits out tea; remembers to turn away from monitor and general PC equipment*
Be careful, he's armed with...
A mail barcode scanner!
Captaaainuniverse
Time-Traveller
This man needs cult papers stat! And where were you looking?!This is random but I thought you all should know, that our postman from work (the one who collects the end-of-day post), is very well endowed...
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In the beard department, obviously
Neil.T's World Cup commentary, Portugal v Iran: first half highlights
"Cristiano Ronaldo? I've heard of him. He's the guy with the bust."
*graphic shows 67 vs 33 per cent possession*
"As expected, Portugal have had the ball more often than Iran have."
"Charesma? Has he got a lot of charisma?"
*commentator says Only one minute left of normal time*
"And then after that, it's abnormal time, when the physics go all weird."
*almost has a heart attack*
Phobos
Titan
And I’m armed with a cult. Cult>barcode scanner.*Spits out tea; remembers to turn away from monitor and general PC equipment*
Be careful, he's armed with...
A mail barcode scanner!
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Hmmm, I should ask him actually if he wants to join the cult; we could use a well-bearded postie...
He's always on time as well so we'd all get our bills delivered!
*almost has a heart attack*
Well, he is. If you grow your beard out you could be too!
Phobos
Titan
I like your style. You joining the cult now?Neil.T's World Cup commentary, Portugal v Iran: first half highlights
"Cristiano Ronaldo? I've heard of him. He's the guy with the bust."
*graphic shows 67 vs 33 per cent possession*
"As expected, Portugal have had the ball more often than Iran have."
"Charesma? Has he got a lot of charisma?"
*commentator says Only one minute left of normal time*
"And then after that, it's abnormal time, when the physics go all weird."
*almost has a heart attack*
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Phobos
Titan
Does the postie look like this?Hmmm, I should ask him actually if he wants to join the cult; we could use a well-bearded postie...
He's always on time as well so we'd all get our bills delivered!
Well, he is. If you grow your beard out you could be too!
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Phobos
Titan
Too late. Cult lewders bad.Don't encourage him
*whispers* I beg you!
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Phobos
Titan
Then you must find a suitable anime/manga representative of him and his beard.Naaaaaaaaaaaaaw he really doesn't!
Captaaainuniverse
Time-Traveller
That guy is my goal, even if I've been gendo - trimming
