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[Deleted member 4555]

Come now, you know you’d enjoy them.

Just make sure it's Marks and Spencers cress...only the pretentious stuff will do for @Neil.T

 

[Phobos]

Well, the drunk girl was drunk, so therefore should definitely have been ignored...

As for Mums, they say all kinds of funny things to get us to do stuff...or, not do stuff...

But, glad to have made you smile dude, I usually come away from this thread smiling and laughing, it's been very much needed! ^^

If you come away from us lot smiling then you smile easily.

 

[Phobos]

Just make sure it's Marks and Spencers cress...only the pretentious stuff will do for @Neil.T

So... the organic kind?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

So... the organic kind?

Organic cress grown in acid-free solid in the fresh pastures of Switzerland...or, wherever they grow cress these days...

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

It’s good that you have a creepy smile, it’ll freak out those getting punished more!

oh no, they have a special smile just for them! I'm too kind!

 

[Phobos]

Organic cress grown in acid-free solid in the fresh pastures of Switzerland...or, wherever they grow cress these days...

I admit that would be pretentious cress.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

And it would cost £1.50 per cress!

 

[Phobos]

oh no, they have a special smile just for them! I'm too kind!

I feel creeped out just from that sent and.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Organic cress grown in acid-free solid in the fresh pastures of Switzerland...or, wherever they grow cress these days...

hmm, I once did an experiment with cress in year 5/6 of school. we watched how cress grew in different situations. one set was watered, but left in a dark cupboard. I think that cress will do

 

[Phobos]

And it would cost £1.50 per cress!

Thatd make some rich farmers.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

And based on that price, rather than just buy a punnet of cress, you select exactly the amount of cresses you need with a pair of tweezers.

 

[Phobos]

And based on that price, rather than just buy a punnet of cress, you select exactly the amount of cresses you need with a pair of tweezers.

Naturally, plus you have to pay for any you damage!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

hmm, I once did an experiment with cress in year 5/6 of school. we watched how cress grew in different situations. one set was watered, but left in a dark cupboard. I think that cress will do

I think we all did that experiment dude. They can't let us lose with bunsen burners and chunks of potassium in year 2/3!

 

[Patient-X]

So... the organic kind?

The vegetarian, semi-skimmed, omega 3, sustainable forest kind

 

[Deleted member 4555]

The vegetarian, semi-skimmed, omega 3, sustainable forest kind

Exactly!

Semmi skimmed cress XD Oh Jesus!

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

And based on that price, rather than just buy a punnet of cress, you select exactly the amount of cresses you need with a pair of tweezers.

Naturally, plus you have to pay for any you damage!

ugh, the pretentiousness! would you actually have to keep the tiny leaves presentable too? and on a plate, surrounded by tiny cress leaves around the perfectly placed main cress?

 

[Phobos]

The vegetarian, semi-skimmed, omega 3, sustainable forest kind

Omg that amuses me. Come be guild jester.

 

[Phobos]

ugh, the pretentiousness! would you actually have to keep the tiny leaves presentable too? and on a plate, surrounded by tiny cress leaves around the perfectly placed main cress?

Naturally of course!

 

[Patient-X]

My daughter's growing some cress from some seeds her teacher gave her. She's convinced it's going to grow into a beanstalk as the teacher said they were 'magic' seeds

 

[Deleted member 4555]

ugh, the pretentiousness! would you actually have to keep the tiny leaves presentable too? and on a plate, surrounded by tiny cress leaves around the perfectly placed main cress?

That's only when pretentious cordon bleu chefs get a hold of pretentious cress for their pretentious dishes that they charge pretentious prices for...