Oh I know, I used to have one years ago! Do you have fellow mionions to hand to help shift it?
*Receives paperwork* Finally, you are now indoctrinated into our Cult, you can (not) escape...
I have a fellow mionion to help but I’m probably going to have to sort some stuff out in the garden just to be able to move it up there. Due to garden related stuff being done there’s not really a clear path to move it. Then I’ll have to clear a stack of slabs from by the cabin to be able to get the piano in. This is going to be a long day.
Oh boy! It seems wise to shift out anything in the way though, that will make it alot easier to move it; those things are really heavy and cumbersome!
Paperwork that he most likely will not have read, because...who actually reads that? Mawahahahahaaaa!
I know they’re heavy, I’ve moved them both before. It’s just cumbersome more than anything. Ignoring the weight thing obviously.
See? This is why you make a perfect mionion!
You could be Chief Beard Mionion, since @Neil.T doesn't seem to want to join...Yay!
Which vacancies are available?
Pretty much all of them, cult lewder (me), high priestess @~AyaMachi~ and punishment officer @Captaaainuniverse have been taken. @HWR is the head of the dandy division. Whatever else you want is yours.Yay!
Which vacancies are available?
As long as I can eat them I don't mind but then again I have a texture issue with things as some will make gag/sick lol
*swings SAC set around* may I remind you that this site is built around fans of something alternative to what our networks broadcast?Nothing on telly...whyyyyyyyyyyy???
Surely you're not planning to put it upstairs the the front window, where it shall balance precariously in anticipation of giving someone a had day?
*slobber* here you didn't read the fine print *wipes drool away from mouth with handkerchief* that allows the punishment officer *wipes drool away with arm* to make an example of you to other mionions for no reasoning beyond strengthening their resolve. Oh what a glorious day it's been. I do hope you are use to screaming
I did propose a chin measurer to make sure the men were maintaining a satisfying beard as is the Cult rules, but there are many other positions still available and @HWR made the decision a while ago that the beard cult and the cult of dandy should.merge, so he also influences some of our positionsYay!
Which vacancies are available?
Very well I dub thee software developing mionion. It is your job to design hardware, create software & stop @Neil.T from being able to hack our cults systems!Hmmm...
I would feel bad taking the Chief Beard Mionion role as I still shave my beard weekly.
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Chief Software Developer?
Someone has to design the hardware and write the software for the planet sized disco ball after all...
How are you aware of my plans?!?By the broiling blood of the inferno, I sleep for like 1 1/2 hours and have to go through 6 pages!
*swings SAC set around* may I remind you that this site is built around fans of something alternative to what our networks broadcast?
Surely you're not planning to put it upstairs the the front window, where it shall balance precariously in anticipation of giving someone a had day?
*slobber* here you didn't read the fine print *wipes drool away from mouth with handkerchief* that allows the punishment officer *wipes drool away with arm* to make an example of you to other mionions for no reasoning beyond strengthening their resolve. Oh what a glorious day it's been. I do hope you are use to screaming
I did propose a chin measurer to make sure the men were maintaining a satisfying beard as is the Cult rules, but there are many other positions still available and @HWR made the decision a while ago that the beard cult and the cult of dandy should.merge, so he also influences some of our positions
There is the world cup on telly so that is a positive compared to normal telly ha haNothing on telly...whyyyyyyyyyyy???
Yes, and thwart his attempts at reeling off his corny super sentai dialogue and awful punnery - can you develop a programme capable of such a thing?! Please, DO IT!!!
This is an exceptional mitigating circumstance, as I too am funny about food textures. You may stay also!
I don't remember this being a problem... I mean...
