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[Phobos]

Thrice damned pork my young nephew wouldn't give me this kind of trouble -.- would you suffer an incomplete conquest? No? Then do not suffer an incomplete wardrobe!

But my wardrobe is complete. It’s completely empty!

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

But my wardrobe is complete. It’s completely empty!

So our glorious Saturday Morning battles are to be fought with a Super Hentai in a panty mask and a mankini I.e @Neil.T and the Cult Lewder @Phobos who refuses to wear anything with an Olive Oil type @~AyaMachi~ screaming her head off whilst @HWR creates a groovy backdrop of booties and boobies and random explosions send mionions flying like that old lemmings game? I've just thought of a new punishment... I'll just tell the mionions that it is their fate. It's like shimoneta on acid

 

[Deleted member 4555]

More like just rolling my eyes and accepting that all of you *sweeping hand gesture* are perverts

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

More like just rolling my eyes and accepting that all of you *sweeping hand gesture* are perverts

me included? may i reiterate that I do no sexually harass or abuse the mionions! the punishment is satisfying enough

 

[Phobos]

So our glorious Saturday Morning battles are to be fought with a Super Hentai in a panty mask and a mankini I.e @Neil.T and the Cult Lewder @Phobos who refuses to wear anything with an Olive Oil type @~AyaMachi~ screaming her head off whilst @HWR creates a groovy backdrop of booties and boobies and random explosions send mionions flying like that old lemmings game? I've just thought of a new punishment... I'll just tell the mionions that it is their fate. It's like shimoneta on acid

Now that would make for one hell of an anime.

 

[Phobos]

me included? may i reiterate that I do no sexually harass or abuse the mionions! the punishment is satisfying enough

Does that mean you need to change after each punishment?

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Does that mean you need to change after each punishment?

well, no. I've noticed the smell of blood from the previous mionion intimidates the next that much more

 

[Phobos]

well, no. I've noticed the smell of blood from the previous mionion intimidates the next that much more

Then don’t wash down your intimidation area? There’s no need to wear bloody clothes.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Then don’t wash down your intimidation area? There’s no need to wear bloody clothes.

yes but it drips off skin, it soaks into clothes, makes it that much easier. and also, I have pockets in these trousers

 

[Phobos]

yes but it drips off skin, it soaks into clothes, makes it that much easier. and also, I have pockets in these trousers

Then wear protective gear?

 

[Phobos]

I literally just got asked if I wanted to go to boobies. The downside? The person asking hasn’t watched that groovy Dandy guy in space, baby!

 

[HWR]

I literally just got asked if I wanted to go to boobies. The downside? The person asking hasn’t watched that groovy Dandy guy in space, baby!

It's a trap, or a potential member to recruit

 

[Phobos]

It's a trap, or a potential member to recruit

Lol, it was my OH. She probably gets into the cult by default.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Lol, it was my OH. She probably gets into the cult by default.

Could we be friends? She could be my assistant HP ^^

 

[Phobos]

Could we be friends? She could be my assistant HP ^^

As this is the cult of dandy beardness, priestess powers are based on boobies, you’d have a job keeping your HP title.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

As this is the cult of dandy beardness, priestess powers are based on boobies, you’d have a job keeping your HP title.

Beards versus boobies XD

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Beards versus boobies XD

bearded boobies?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

I feel like I'm hugely outnumbered though, since the beard to booby ratio is massively in favour of the former...

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

I feel like I'm hugely outnumbered though, since the beard to booby ratio is massively in favour of the former...

That's why why start recruiting!

 

[Patient-X]

bearded boobies?

Reminds me of one of my ex girlfriends...