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[HWR]

I'm a big fan of Iceland...
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How that's a curio. I recall they sell Doner Kebabs for £1, can't imagine if it tastes any good or not.

 

[Phobos]

I didn't say they were good standards, just that I had some

They’d have to be nigh on nonexistent for you to consider chatting with me.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

I think I'll bust out the pop-corn, an epic battle of wits is unfolding here. I...don't even know who to put money on, both are pretty evenly matched...

The only thing that matches are their underwear. Bring on the death battle! (Of wits)

 

[Deleted member 4555]

The only thing that matches are their underwear.

Dude, you've...checked?!

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Dude, you've...checked?!

It's called setting the scene and wild assumption where do you think my sadistic poetry comes from?

 

[Patient-X]

The only thing that matches are their underwear. Bring on the death battle! (Of wits)

Commando, it's the only way to go.

 

[Phobos]

Commando, it's the only way to go.

Well... at the minute I am nude.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Guys, guys! Keep this PG-rated - there's an innocent child's drawing present!

 

[Patient-X]

They’d have to be nigh on nonexistent for you to consider chatting with me.

I'm a very charitable person, I believe in care in the community

 

[Phobos]

Guys, guys! Keep this PG-rated - there's an innocent child's drawing present!

I am being of, I’m not going into detail or anything!

 

[Phobos]

I'm a very charitable person, I believe in care in the community

Fancy becoming the cults face of charitable actions? You are I admit evidently qualified and we have an opening...

 

[Patient-X]

Fancy becoming the cults face of charitable actions? You are I admit evidently qualified and we have an opening...

My time is already taken at the Samaritans, alcoholics anonymous and working in the local PDSA shop....and bingo on a Friday night.

 

[Phobos]

My time is already taken at the Samaritans, alcoholics anonymous and working in the local PDSA shop....and bingo on a Friday night.

What are you an alcoholic old lady who works at the PDSA and can’t get through her day without calling up the Samaritans a couple dozen times a day?

 

[Patient-X]

What are you an alcoholic old lady who works at the PDSA and can’t get through her day without calling up the Samaritans a couple dozen times a day?

Sounds like my CV

 

[Phobos]

Sounds like my CV

I am officially concerned.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Commando, it's the only way to go.

Well... at the minute I am nude.

You guys! Ah don't worry. I've got a girl on it right away

Spoiler: May contain persacoms

 

[Phobos]

You guys! Ah don't worry. I've got a girl on it right away

Spoiler: May contain persacoms

If that thing comes near me I’m using you as a human shield.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

If that thing comes near me I’m using you as a human shield.

They are going on and you will wear them proudly

 

[Phobos]

They are going on and you will wear them proudly

No. I refuse to wear them! No one can make me!

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

No. I refuse to wear them! No one can make me!

Thrice damned pork my young nephew wouldn't give me this kind of trouble -.- would you suffer an incomplete conquest? No? Then do not suffer an incomplete wardrobe!