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[Captaaainuniverse]

Jesus Captain I don't want any violence! I call a truce, no one's getting beaten up!

ok, bur I got 2 rules to take your pick from, either
- don' complain about your mam's brews, she did them for you, she's only being nice!
- don' let 'er make a brew in the first place, savin' everyone else from such a fate as a cuppa tha's no better then a bru

 

[Neil.T]

the noodles start to slither out...

That... is a great description.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

I'll take the first option XD

It might have actually been my Dad that made the dodgy brew that time anyway...

Let there be no war over dodgy brews, it's so trivial. Let's take the p**s out of @Neil.T instead

 

[Neil.T]

Let there be no war over dodgy brews, it's so trivial. Let's take the p**s out of @Neil.T instead

 

[Deleted member 4555]

That... is a great description.

Be sure not to over-stuff the bread with noodles otherwise it will just break when you fold it in half and it'll just look like intestines spewing from a breaded gut...

 

[Neil.T]

intestines spewing from a breaded gut...

What... a... gruesome image.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

What... a... gruesome image.

I can paint some glorious pictures with my vivid and overly-dramatic imagination XD

 

[Neil.T]

I can paint some glorious pictures with my vivid and overly-dramatic imagination XD

The inside of your head must be a dark and scary place...

 

[Deleted member 4555]

The inside of your head must be a dark and scary place...

Of course it is! It's why no-one else is allowed in here!

 

[Neil.T]

Of course it is! It's why no-one else is allowed in here!

I'll bet it just needs the light turned on inside.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

What... a... gruesome image.

I don't know, I quite like that image

Spoiler: well... tha' when' well!

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

I'll bet it just needs the light turned on inside.

oh great, now @Neil.T 's doin' all the unintended naughty posts

 

[Neil.T]

oh great, now @Neil.T 's doin' all the unintended naughty posts

Unintended?

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Unintended?

ok ok then. jus'... you're both northerners, don' expect my 'elp you crazy kids!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

I don't know, I quite like that image

Spoiler: well... tha' when' well!

That was actually kind of sad for a bit

But then...that twist!

I don't have any innards, but maybe Priscilla would like a noodle sandwhich...

 

[Neil.T]

. . .

. . .

. . .

I think I might've scared Aya off with that.

Quick, sh*tpost something!

EDIT: False alarm.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

You're all hentai here so I'm used to it!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Poor Priscilla. I actually thought being a Claymore could be cool...but...

People lose arms and stuff...so...I just don't know any more...

 

[Neil.T]

You're all hentai here so I'm used to it!

Is that my cue to post that Hentai Kamen trailer again?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

@Captaaainuniverse I think Priscilla needs a cwtch - you can do it though because we just don't do that **** in the North...