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[Deleted member 4555]

So I swallowed some food colouring earlier...







I think I may have "dyed" a little inside...

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

A fake scot, a nothern lass an' a bloke from the valleys walk into a pub
you blind or wha? carn you see the pub there or nor?

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Whenever anyone here misbehaves I'll just punish you all with bad jokes...

Well, in that case, I'd better get joking!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

A fake scot, a nothern lass an' a bloke from the valleys walk into a pub
you blind or wha? carn you see the pub there or nor?

You've re-written the joke better than I could have dreamed, well done, Good Sir!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Who made King Arthur's round table then?



Sir Cumference

XD

 

[Neil.T]

Who made King Arthur's round table then?



Sir Cumference

XD

Ah, b*llocks. I laughed in spite of myself there.

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Whenever anyone here misbehaves I'll just punish you all with bad jokes...

Well, in that case, I'd better get joking!

oh na, bwyt! someone walkin' in on my territory as punisher! Oh well, If you must be one, love, ther's one test you gorra pass

those who hurt you are themselves familiar with suffering. they have written in the tome of pain. it is time to write your chapter

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Ah, b*llocks. I laughed in spite of myself there.

 

[Deleted member 4555]

oh na, bwyt! someone walkin' in on my territory as punisher! Oh well, If you must be one, love, ther's one test you gorra pass

those who hurt you are themselves familiar with suffering. they have written in the tome of pain. it is time to write your chapter

Jesus, Adam and All the Lilin! I abdicate the position as chief punisher! XD

 

[HWR]

Who made King Arthur's round table then?



Sir Cumference

XD

 

[Deleted member 4555]

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Dude, cut me some slack, I'm still recovering from the omlette joke I made you suffer with from the other day

 

[Deleted member 4555]

Man lost in Edinburgh says to a policeman, “Excuse me is there a B&Q in Leith?” Policeman replies, “No sir, but there are two Ds and two Es in Dundee.”

@Neil.T is this the pinnacle of Scottish humour?

I'm so DUN-(dee) right now!

 

[HWR]

Dude, cut me some slack, I'm still recovering from the omlette joke I made you suffer with from the other day

I've been treading on eggshells trying to avoid your terrible puns

 

[Deleted member 4555]

I've been treading on eggshells trying to avoid your terrible puns

[Aya.exe has stopped functioning on account of laughing too much] XD

I would never concede to you and your punnery dude

 

[Neil.T]

Man lost in Edinburgh says to a policeman, “Excuse me is there a B&Q in Leith?” Policeman replies, “No sir, but there are two Ds and two Es in Dundee.”

@Neil.T is this the pinnacle of Scottish humour?

I'm so DUN-(dee) right now!

Okay, okay, I concede. Both of those were genuinely good!

 

[Deleted member 4555]

A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. “Comfy?” asks the dentist. “Govan,” she replies.

Explain this one @Neil.T

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

Jesus, Adam and All the Lilin! I abdicate the position as chief punisher! XD

oh, come on, love, it's only a chinese red-head. they'r venom isn' deadly ta people i's just unbearably painful

 

[Deleted member 4555]

oh, come on, love, it's only a chinese red-head. they'r venom isn' deadly ta people i's just unbearably painful

No!

It would bug me to no end!

 

[Captaaainuniverse]

oh well, I carn 'ave 'im crawlin; aroun' an' gerrin into my ear now, I learnt tha' last time. I'll 'ave to smoosh 'im

 

[Deleted member 4555]

oh well, I carn 'ave 'im crawlin; aroun' an' gerrin into my ear now, I learnt tha' last time. I'll 'ave to smoosh 'im

Why don't you impale it on a stick and fry it like Ray Mears would? Protein and all!