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Baggie_Saiyan said:
So a mate of mine we were reminiscing about 6th form earlier and this story probably won't surprise you guys but I'd thought I'd share.

Basically. Math class, normal. Doing some problem solving and teacher was going through an example, basically it was problem where we had safe some workers some time and then the teach was like so if we do this path we save them 14 mins for them to do whatever and I was supposed say this under my breath to my friend but I accidentally said "to have a wank" out loud...what followed was like the most awkward 30 seconds ever! Before the class errupted and the teach was just stared at me with the most puzzled face ever and was did you just say what I think you did. I was like come on we all do it from time to time there was girl behind me she is usually quite reserved and I do regret doing this but I turned around and as asked her point blank if she masturbated and she went sooooo red bless her lol. That was most wild math class ever, for the rest of the lesson that is all we discussed in class, essentially became a sex ed class lol.

Another one, I was browsing the internet and managed to bypass the school's internet lock as they don't block Amazon and there was a free 20 or so page preview for a book about lesbian positions (there were pictures a lot of pictures) so I was scrolling through them and one of my friends was like there was a kid like year 7 or 8 or something outside the window (I had completely forgot the computer I sat on faced the window) with his jaw dropped, he was like you traumatised the poor kid lmao, I was like free sex ed he was gonna know about lesbians sooner or later!!

Surprisingly I never got called a pervert or anything at all even by the girls, 6th form was such fun it was unreal, got up to soo much mischief!
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You guys have such fun stories, I feel left out here. Great stories though!
 
~AyaMachi~ said:
I know what you mean, I sometimes think that I need to rewind my life to a time when I actually did things, but then I remember...

I was boring back in them days as well!
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I just skipped those days! :p went from school teenager to shut in house teenager. I guess that isn’t much different than usual to be fair!
 
Phobos said:
I just skipped those days! :p went from school teenager to shut in house teenager. I guess that isn’t much different than usual to be fair!
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I just spent all childhood and ealry adulthood with social anxiety, didn't really start to do anything until mid twenties, even then I was pretty boring, and now I'm 31, and I'm ready to partaaay! (By partaaay I mean try to be a reasonably responsible adult)...
 
Neil.T said:
I remember my computing teacher once accidentally said "dick compaction" instead of "disc compaction" one time.

She lost control of the class after that.
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Made me laugh! Once the teach has passed the threshold with a mispronounciation, there's no going back...
 
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