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I can’t help but laugh at this.
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I can’t help but laugh at this.
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I nearly spat out my tea, which, incedentally, tastes like $£"!%^
Hey Neil, how do the Scots rank when it comes to making a good brew? You don't do any kind of wierd stuff do it do you? Somehow I imagine a giant mug with 10 teabags, 20 teaspoons of sugar and a pipette squeeze of full-fat milk...
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What the?! I have no words, it's just not what I pictured!
You have much learning to do young one.
Hmm, pretty standard, I'd say. Nothing outrageous like deep-frying or anything!
Though, yes, I do like my full-fat milk. I've no time for any of this semi-skimmed nonsense!
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So semi skimmed is bad, you didn’t mention fully skimmed, I guess that makes it good!Hmm, pretty standard, I'd say. Nothing outrageous like deep-frying or anything!
Though, yes, I do like my full-fat milk. I've no time for any of this semi-skimmed nonsense!
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But if you expect the unexpected then surely it being unexpected is expected. So which does it end up being?!?
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Hmm, pretty standard, I'd say. Nothing outrageous like deep-frying or anything!
Though, yes, I do like my full-fat milk. I've no time for any of this semi-skimmed nonsense!
Good to know if I ever visit Scotland. Is that the one with the blue top? If so then yeah, it's how I roll too!
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But how will you ever learn the secrets of the universe if you do not think?
Pfft, I never even tried fully skimmed as long as I've lived. It just looks just like... water that's had a paintbrush left in it. Or something.
Yuck.
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That's the perfect description of the red-capped monstrosity that has the audacity to call itself "milk".
Yup, dat's da one, bruv. Y'all know what I'm talkin' about. Innit.
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Sucks to be us doesn’t it?
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So a mate of mine we were reminiscing about 6th form earlier and this story probably won't surprise you guys but I'd thought I'd share.
Basically. Math class, normal. Doing some problem solving and teacher was going through an example, basically it was problem where we had safe some workers some time and then the teach was like so if we do this path we save them 14 mins for them to do whatever and I was supposed say this under my breath to my friend but I accidentally said "to have a wank" out loud...what followed was like the most awkward 30 seconds ever! Before the class errupted and the teach was just stared at me with the most puzzled face ever and was did you just say what I think you did. I was like come on we all do it from time to time there was girl behind me she is usually quite reserved and I do regret doing this but I turned around and as asked her point blank if she masturbated and she went sooooo red bless her lol. That was most wild math class ever, for the rest of the lesson that is all we discussed in class, essentially became a sex ed class lol.
Another one, I was browsing the internet and managed to bypass the school's internet lock as they don't block Amazon and there was a free 20 or so page preview for a book about lesbian positions (there were pictures a lot of pictures) so I was scrolling through them and one of my friends was like there was a kid like year 7 or 8 or something outside the window (I had completely forgot the computer I sat on faced the window) with his jaw dropped, he was like you traumatised the poor kid lmao, I was like free sex ed he was gonna know about lesbians sooner or later!!
Surprisingly I never got called a pervert or anything at all even by the girls, 6th form was such fun it was unreal, got up to soo much mischief!
Basically. Math class, normal. Doing some problem solving and teacher was going through an example, basically it was problem where we had safe some workers some time and then the teach was like so if we do this path we save them 14 mins for them to do whatever and I was supposed say this under my breath to my friend but I accidentally said "to have a wank" out loud...what followed was like the most awkward 30 seconds ever! Before the class errupted and the teach was just stared at me with the most puzzled face ever and was did you just say what I think you did. I was like come on we all do it from time to time there was girl behind me she is usually quite reserved and I do regret doing this but I turned around and as asked her point blank if she masturbated and she went sooooo red bless her lol. That was most wild math class ever, for the rest of the lesson that is all we discussed in class, essentially became a sex ed class lol.
Another one, I was browsing the internet and managed to bypass the school's internet lock as they don't block Amazon and there was a free 20 or so page preview for a book about lesbian positions (there were pictures a lot of pictures) so I was scrolling through them and one of my friends was like there was a kid like year 7 or 8 or something outside the window (I had completely forgot the computer I sat on faced the window) with his jaw dropped, he was like you traumatised the poor kid lmao, I was like free sex ed he was gonna know about lesbians sooner or later!!
Surprisingly I never got called a pervert or anything at all even by the girls, 6th form was such fun it was unreal, got up to soo much mischief!
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That. Really is the best description of it I’ve heard. Well done sir. You get a reprieve of being bullied. Not sure how long it will last but bravo sir!
Well, one simply must keep it gangsta, mustn't one?Oozing gangsta Neil