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31 Days of Halloween 2024! Day XXIV: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984, Wes Craven)

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Forty years on, ANOES remains a fairly effective horror movie, with a great premise and legendary horror icon antagonist in Freddy Krueger, who thanks to Robert Englund’s performance remained the main selling point throughout six sequels and a crossover with Jason Vorhees.

This is also the first time I’ve seen the uncut version courtesy of the recent WB 4K release, which was the catalyst for this rewatch. Though Dream Warriors and New Nightmare are my favourites entries in the franchise, this deserves credit for paving the way. 4/5
 
31 Days of Halloween 2024! Day XXV: Guts of a Virgin (1986, Kazuo Komizu), Guts of a Beauty (1986, Kazuo Komizu), Rusted Body: Guts of a Virgin II (1987, Kazuo Komizu)

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This was quite the bizarre trilogy of films to say the least - 45 minutes into the first film and I had seen seldom a drop of blood but a lot of sex, before an evil being dispatched the pornographers/photographers who act as the leads. Its follow-up featured more of a narrative (and budget) to go alongside a similar combination of sex and violence before descending into a batshit insane finale.

The third film meanwhile, arguably veered the furthest into the Pinku subgenre, and was the weakest of the trilogy and overall, I’m not sure what to make of these films but director Kazuo Komizu wasn’t afraid to go places with his features here, and I’m curious to see what 88Films will release next as part of their Japanarchy sub-label. 2.5/5, 3/5, 2/5
 
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31 Days of Halloween 2024! Day XXVI: Evil Dead Trap (1988, Toshiharu Ikeda), Evil Dead Trap 2: Hideki (1992, Izo Hashimoto), Evil Dead Trap 3: The Brutal Insanity of Love (1993, Toshiharu Ikeda)

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A curious blend of late 80s J-horror and Italian horror/giallo influences made for an engaging first film, whilst the second, though a lesser entry still provided some solid moments, and the third was more of a demented romance drama of sorts with the original director returning. 4/5, 3/5, 3/5
 
31 Days of Halloween 2024! Day XXVII: Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things (1972, Bob Clark), Dead of Night (1974, Bob Clark)

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Before he directed the now cult-classic Christmas feature A Christmas Story (and Black Christmas a notable Christmas slasher film), Bob Clark worked on several horror films, two of which made up this evening’s entries.

CSPWDT, Clark’s directorial debut, focuses on a theatre troupe who travel to a small island off the Miami coast and end up raising the dead, namely deranged criminals, after a necromantic ritual goes wrong. The film is dubbed as a horror-comedy but it’s a tedious watch if laughs are what you’re expecting - the final act makes up for this but not by much.

DoN, also known as “Deathdream” is an all round better feature focusing on a pair of parents grieving the loss of their son in Vietnam, only for him to somehow return home after they will it to happen. It’s not the strongest of films but offers an interesting story and premise, and is well worth a look. 2/5, 3.5/5
 
31 Days of Halloween 2024! Day XXVIII: Late Night with the Devil (2023, Colin Cairnes, Cameron Cairnes)

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The most modern watch for this year’s marathon, LNWTD is an interesting watch with a fun premise and central lead performance from David Dastmalchian who portrays a struggling late-night talk show host whose latest broadcast goes wrong in a supernatural fashion.

Where the film succeeds is capturing the vibe of a late-night talk show, with awkward humour and banter (yet still funnier than anything Jimmy’s Fallon or Kimmel could muster), though in an attempt for authenticity with the use of “we’ll be right back” transitional stills, the filmmakers opted to use AI for the designs - there’s no excuse for this and I fear it’s a slippery slope that cinema shouldn’t go down, a blemish on an otherwise good film. 3.5/5
 
31 Days of Halloween 2024! Day XXIX: Alligator (1980, Lewis Teague), Alligator II: The Mutation (1991, Jon Hess)

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I came into this not expecting too much but this was above the myriad of giant animal movies that would come later on and felt like a legitimate horror film in the vein of Jaws and Pirahna with some solid acting and tense moments. Its sequel, meanwhile, is a more conventional affair and feels more akin to a lesser remake than a continuation. 3.5/5, 2/5
 
31 Days of Halloween 2024! Day XXX: Trick R’ Treat (2007, Michael Dougherty)

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A horror anthology film that’s become something of a modern classic for the genre, TrT’s main segments each had their highlights and dark humour. I’m glad this got a nice 4K release from Arrow Video. 4/5
 
31 Days of Halloween 2024! Day XXXI: The Exorcist III (1990, William Peter Blatty)

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Another Halloween passes and so does a fresh watch of one of my all-time favourite films, now courtesy of a recent Arrow Video 4K release. 5/5

Another year, another Halloween marathon - my full list can be seen here:

  1. The House on the Edge of the Park (1980, Ruggero Deodato) 3.5/5, A Blade in the Dark (1983, Lamberto Bava) 3/5
  2. eXistenZ (1999, David Cronenberg) 3.5/5
  3. Bride of Chucky (1998, Ronny Yu) 3.5/5, Seed of Chucky (2004, Don Mancini) 2.5/5
  4. Curse of Chucky (2013, Don Mancini) 3.5/5, Cult of Chucky (2017, Don Mancini) 3.5/5, Living With Chucky (2022, Kyra Elise Gardner) 3/5
  5. Witchfinder General (1968, Michael Reeves) 3.5/5, Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971, Piers Haggard) 3.5/5
  6. Lawnmower Man (1992, Brett Leonard) 3/5, Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996, Farhad Mann) 1.5/5
  7. The Crow (1994, Alex Proyas) 4/5
  8. Scream and Scream Again (1970, Gordon Hessler) 2.5/5, The Horrible Dr. Hichcock (1962, Riccardo Freda) 3/5
  9. Visible Secret (2001, Ann Hui) 3/5
  10. Messiah of Evil (1973, Gloria Katz & Willard Huyck) 3.5/5
  11. Cannibal marathon: Man From Deep River (1972, Umberto Lenzi) 3/5, Eaten Alive! (1980, Umberto Lenzi) 3/5, Cannibal Holocaust (1980, Ruggero Deodato) 3.5/5, Cannibal Ferox (1981, Umberto Lenzi) 2.5/5
  12. The Toxic Avenger (1984, Lloyd Kaufman, Michael Herz) 3.5/5, The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989, Lloyd Kaufman, Michael Herz) 3/5
  13. The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989, Lloyd Kaufman, Michael Herz) 2.5/5, Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV (2000, Lloyd Kaufman) 3/5
  14. The Ring (2002, Gore Verbinski) 3/5
  15. The Ring Two (2005, Hideo Nakata) 2/5, Rings (2017, F. Javier Gutiérrez) 1.5/5
  16. Bubba Ho-Tep (2002, Don Coscareli) 4/5
  17. The Little Shop of Horrors (1960, Roger Corman) 3.5/5, Meatcleaver Massacre (1977, Keith Burns, Ed Wood) 2/5
  18. Jaws 2 (1978, Jeannot Szwarc) 3/5, Jaws 3-D (1983, Jon Alves) 2/5, Jaws: The Revenge (1987, Joseph Sargent) Michael Caine’s’ house/5
  19. Ginger Snaps (2000, John Fawcett) 3.5/5, Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004, Brett Sullivan) 3/5, Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning (2004, Grant Harvey) 2.5/5
  20. Dolls (1987, Stuart Gordon) 3/5, Cellar Dweller (1988, John Carl Buechler) 3/5
  21. The Amityville Horror (1979, Stuart Rosenberg) 3/5
  22. Anthropophagous (1980, Joe D’Amato), 2.5/5, Absurd (1981, Joe D’Amato) 3.5/5
  23. Dr. Lamb (1992, Danny Lee, Billy Tang) 3.5/5
  24. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984, Wes Craven) 4/5
  25. Guts of a Virgin (1986, Kazuo Komizu) 2.5/5, Guts of a Beauty (1986, Kazuo Komizu) 3/5, Rusted Body: Guts of a Virgin II (1987, Kazuo Komizu) 2/5
  26. Evil Dead Trap (1988, Toshiharu Ikeda) 4/5, Evil Dead Trap 2: Hideki (1992, Izo Hashimoto) 3/5, Evil Dead Trap 3: The Brutal Insanity of Love (1993, Toshiharu Ikeda) 3/5
  27. Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things (1972, Bob Clark) 2/5, Dead of Night (1974, Bob Clark) 3.5/5
  28. Late Night with the Devil (2023, Colin Cairnes, Cameron Cairnes) 3.5/5
  29. Alligator (1980, Lewis Teague) 3.5/5, Alligator II: The Mutation (1991, Jon Hess) 2/5
  30. Trick R’ Treat (2007, Michael Dougherty) 4/5
  31. The Exorcist III (1990, William Peter Blatty) 5/5

Another Happy Halloween to all of those reading the thread!
 
Saw X (2023)

Never seen a Saw movie before, but this is pretty much what I expected it would be like. There’s a certain absurdist comedy in the sheer excess of it all and, if you like this kind of film, I can appreciate that this is a good example of the form, it’s just not my kind of thing. The most amusement I got from it was in how I keep wanting to read the title as ‘Sawks’.
 
Saw X (2023)

Never seen a Saw movie before, but this is pretty much what I expected it would be like. There’s a certain absurdist comedy in the sheer excess of it all and, if you like this kind of film, I can appreciate that this is a good example of the form, it’s just not my kind of thing. The most amusement I got from it was in how I keep wanting to read the title as ‘Sawks’.

I'm trying to come up with a good socks-themed joke in response to that and failing XP
 
Joker 2: Jokerer (2024)

Would have to preface this by saying I never saw the first film (having seen both King of Comedy and Taxi Driver, I didn’t feel any need to), but the continued adventures of Joaquin Phoenix’s Arthur Fleck picks up two years on from the previous one, finding him in prison awaiting trial for murder, when he meets Lee (Lady Gaga) a fellow inmate who seems obsessed with him.

Despite the spate of bad reviews and infamously low box office take, I didn’t feel it deserves the absolute drubbing it seems to have received; it’s hardly the worst film ever, it’s just a slightly bland courtroom drama punctuated by people singing for some reason. Quite why they decided to make this a jukebox musical I have no idea, it really adds nothing beyond a few cringeworthy renditions of obvious tunes.

Phoenix is clearly trying, his performance swinging between monstrous and pathetic to reasonable effect, but there’s little for him or Gaga to work with here in an oddly timid film that recaptures neither the energy nor the controversy of its predecessor.

Megalopolis (2024)

Apparently inspired by Fritz Lang’s seminal Metropolis, Francis Ford Coppola’s cod-Shakespearean epic (?) about a well-intentioned architect with the gift to stop time (Adam Driver) jostling with an unpopular mayor over the future of ‘New Rome’ certainly is one of the films that exist.

The relentlessly starry cast can’t hide the fact that this is a gaudy, ugly film filled with endlessly baffling creative decisions and dialogue apparently written by someone who has never experienced humans interacting, and yet, somehow, I found it strangely captivating. It’s such a gigantic pile of absolute nonsense that I could hardly take my eyes off it, so fascinated was I to know how it was going to embarrass itself next.

Unfortunately, being one of those movies where everything is happening and yet somehow also nothing is happening, it feels every last minute of its two and a half hour runtime (if not more like double that), so even as a ‘so bad it’s good’ experience, it’s not something I would casually recommend. Nevertheless, it would absolutely not surprise me if this became a future favourite on the midnight movie circuit, with audiences dressing as their favourite characters and throwing things at the screen. It’s not so much a new Rome as a new The Room.
 
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Tetsuo II: Body Hammer (1992)
1989's Tetsuo: The Iron Man is one of these underdog success stories fit for the movies: A struggling artist quits his office job, burns through his savings, destroys friendships and fights his disapproving dad until finally his passion project releases to national acclaim. A surrealist nightmare of metal consuming flesh layered on top of a superhero origin story. Tetsuo 2 isn't that much different . Shinya Tsukamoto feels like he is playing the same notes again with a different cast, higher budget and slightly more robust plot.

I haven't seen Tetsuo in ages but the same stuff is all here. Including the homoerotic subtext getting amped up as a soft weak office drone is forced into conflict with a death cell of sweaty, hard men who have transformed themselves into living weapons. As the everyman (played by Tomorowo Taguchi) finds himself turning into bio-mechanical the film reads like Fight Club vs The Incredible Hulk. And like the Hulk the core of Body Hammer is questioning if this brutal violence was brought about via this transformation or if it was always here. The trouble is that it also feel like all the same answers as The Hulk and also mimics so much form the first movie it's hard to get invested in it as its own beast.

Cure (1997)
Kiyoshi Kurosawa's crime drama as a Detective (Koji Yakusho) attempts to solve a string of baffling murders. I didn't like this as much as I had hoped but Kurosawa does an excellent job at commanding tone and a sense of deep alienation, It's a film where two people talking can feel a million miles away. Where decaying buildings communicate the rot of these institutions and the complete impossibility for anyone to even believe in any change. As the case unfolds it feels like everyone is standing in the maw of some terrible evil threatening to swallow them whole the moment someone realises it is there. So even this didn't land for me I'll happily try out Kurosawa's other films.
 
Alien Romulus
After watching the first trailer and failing to avoid people's impressions and a couple of spoilers, I went into Romulus having pretty much cynically pre-judged it. So I was pleasantly surprised that it was better than I expected. The first act does a great job of establishing the crushing everyday weight of The Company's banal evil, while making most of the characters sympathetic enough to be engaging. The dynamic between despairing corporate slave Rain and her awkward but doting 'brother' Andy gives the story a strong core, especially as it evolves over the movie's runtime. It also helps that these characters are pretty smart, given the limited information available to them. Any one of them has more brains than the entire drooling crew of the trillion-dollar Prometheus expedition. Indeed, as the story moves on from its great opening half we get some inventive scenarios in the tense back half, some of them prompting me to wonder why no one thought to try these things before.

It's not all positive though. While the movie has a strong identity of its own during the first half, it peppers in far too many on-the-nose references to the early movies in the latter half. It ends up feeling like an awkward tribute act in places, sometimes up to a Force Awakens level, which is a shame because it didn't need to lean on the nostalgia crutch so hard. Also, for every scene that feels fresh, there's another that feels like a retread of something from an earlier movie.

On the other hand, it does a great job of making the xenomorph scary again, especially compared to its lackluster outing in Covenant. The seemingly heavy use of practical effects gives it a visceral impact, and there's real atmosphere and dread to how its portrayed. It also helps that there's no sign of David. I would be happy to write off the franchise-breaking revelations in Covenant as a non-canon mistake, and Romulus makes that easy by ignoring him altogether.

Romulus ends up being one of the better post-Aliens movies, with the main downer being that it could have been even better if it had committed entirely to its own narrative instead of resorting to playing the greatest hits in places.
 
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Still haven't seen Covenant yet, dispite owning the Blu-ray, but this does seem to have a much more positive reception. Hopefully Romulus will appear on Disney plus soon.
Heard there's a TV show coming and when I saw the title I got excited for a bit until I read the premise. Unfortunately Alien: Earth does not adapt Earth Wars (comic book that followed Ripley, Hicks and Newt to Earth where the Aliens had beaten them home!), but instead is set before the first film and seems to be an alien reaches Earth and faces off against a group of soldiers and I assume Weyland-Yutani finds out about it and
that's why they have Ash act the way he does in Alien.
 
Spellbound

It was pretty much what I expected from a non-Disney CGI kids' movie, but it was pleasant enough,

The animation is very nice and all the weird creatures look cool. Some really nice songs too, which isn't surprising from Alan Menken (who also did the songs for Aladdin, Hercules and Beauty & The Beast).

Overall nothing very unique or surprising but it's harmless (and very pretty) stuff!
 
A shiny penny if you can name me more than three British gangster films from the 80s. All I can think of is Mona Lisa, The Long Good Friday and

The Hit (1984)

A curious, blackly comic thriller that sees John Hurt and Tim Roth as a pair of killers tasked with driving former-gangster-turned-supergrass Terrence Stamp from Spain to France, so that the English mob-boss he helped convict might extract revenge. Unfortunately for them, everything that can go wrong, does go wrong, leaving them to deal with a desperate hostage (Laura del Sol) and a charm offensive from Stamp, as he tries to turn them against each other.

I watched around two-thirds of this some years ago, but gave up on it as plodding and aimless. This time, however, I actually got into it a lot more; it’s beautifully shot and boasts some very strong performances, with Hurt in particular bringing an uncharacteristic brutality to his role. I think it does lack a little something that would really seal the deal, however. Something that hadn’t clicked for me before is that Hurt is actually the focus of the film, not Stamp, and a little more development for his character might have given the eventual outcome more emotional weight. As it is, it’s hard not to make comparisons with the much later In Bruges, which covers similar territory to better effect.

And a couple of Hong Kong genre films

Eye for an Eye (1990)

Joey Wang stars as a Triad heiress trying to push her family towards legitimacy while caught up in a love triangle with two detectives. Siu Chung Mok does a good turn as Wang’s unrequited suitor, but Fong Lung is easily the most memorable part of the film, playing an eye-wateringly over the top goon trying to install himself as head of the syndicate. There’s some solid action, but Lung’s torment of Wang is gratuitously unpleasant and goes on at some length.

The Bad and the Beautiful (1987)

There’s a faint hint of ‘we have the Lucky Stars at home’ in this knockabout action-comedy, with Frankie Chan and Kent Cheng playing the Jackie Chan and Sammo Hung roles respectively as a buddy cop duo trying to protect a manipulative witness (Cherie Chung, ‘we also have Anita Mui at home’), but it’s actually quite fun. Some dated attitudes notwithstanding, it lands a lot of its gags and has some creative action towards the end, even if they were clearly on a tight budget. Probably the most entertaining vehicle for Frankie I’ve yet seen.
 
Love & Pop
(contains Spoilers beware!)

I've been meaning to watch this Hideaki Anno live action film from 1998 for ages and finally got around to it. A day in the life of worldly sixteen year old Hiromi that descends into a dark odyssey to buy an expensive topaz ring that's on sale before the store closes for the night. I thought it was pretty excellent. While it's in a completely different medium and lacking any mecha, I'd say it's a great companion piece to Evangelion, it shares many similar angsty themes of alienated teenagers learning how to grapple with a world that seems to be falling apart and infested with corrupted coercive adults, and trying to become an adult yourself in that world, but showing this from a female perspective. I suppose some might say the big difference is that Hiromi doesn't have some big burden thrust on her like Shinji did and rather she chooses to burden herself with an inordinate desire to buy a fancy ring. But where do such desires arise? I think that sells short the power and immediacy of the consumerist thirst late-stage capitalist societies can implant in us. To a sixteen year old who has had their perspective on life warped and narrowed or at least not allowed to expand naturally, getting a ring probably can seem like an existential crisis on a par with the impending destruction of the world. And I think for me, the point of this film kind of is who needs Angels to destroy society when it's already collapsing under the weight of our own fragmented self-obsessed lives. The Tokyo depicted in Eva is in so many ways more desirable than the grimey one shown here.

The film perhaps could be accused of defaulting to notions of girls being materialistic and money hungry, and it certainly feeds into and capitalises off of the whole enjo kōsai moral panic of 90s Japan. But that kind of misses the point. I think it's clear the film's intention isn't to criticise or judge these girls, its real target is capitalism and the hyper-consumer culture that has so warped society. To drive this home we even get POV shots from the perspective of various objects, like model trains or the yearned for ring, objectifying the humans. Obviously the girls are the most obvious example in the film of people turning themselves into commodities to get the objects of their desire, by basically been teenage escorts for creeps, but I think the implication is that we're all doing it, we're all debasing ourselves awfully and leading narrow solipsistic lives. After all, these supposedly debased girls are the only ones in the film who actually show much kindness, consideration and any sense of community and solidarity, while the rest of the world either preys on them or turns a blind eye to the predation.

The film very directly speaks to the problem of immediacy in modern society, the girls don't seem to have much of a sense of the future, there's only the here and now. Obviously a part of this comes with the territory of being a hormone fuelled teenager, but I think it also speaks of something broader going on in society too. One of Hiromi's friends decides to drop out of school to pursue a career as a dancer because she's worried if she doesn't do it immediately a new impulse will carry her away or the desire will just fizzle out by itself. Hiromi agrees and feels an urgency to get the topaz ring of her dreams today in case her ambition and lust deserts her tomorrow, she can't wait or save up, she has to do whatever it takes to get it today. And she desperately tries to capture as many fleeting moments as she can on camera along the way, maybe because she isn't sure they'll be anything worth capturing tomorrow or will be a tomorrow at all. It's FOMO writ large. At times it almost seems questionable as to how much Hiromi even truly wants or cares about the ring, almost as if a lust for some immediate tangible object is a pre-requisite to feel alive and capture the present. All the while the camera and editing seems to mirror this struggle to stay grounded and gain perspective, there are some really nice longer shots, but there's a so much disorienting rapid flitting around of angle and perspective, overlaying and distortion.

The men (there are no teenage boys here, except for off screen boyfriends who sound as selfish and disappointing as everyone else) are almost uniformly shown to be absolutely broken and irredeemably predatory. At best there's Hiromi's father who is presented as a nice-enough but entirely absent individual who misses her phone calls when she's in need because he's glued to his model train set all day. Hiromi and her friends can seemingly not walk down a street without having some creep accost them brazenly and beg to pay them for their time. And the speed at which the men can go from pitiful and eccentric to shockingly violent genuinely caught me off guard. The film also comments on the way that men like to lecture girls about their lack of decency while simultaneously being the very ones who are debasing them; there's an early customer who accosts them for a meal and proceeds to angrily lecture them on how they're wasting their lives after gloating about his own daughter. And most grotesquely ironic of all is how the chastising words of Tadanobu Asano's Captain EO obsessed violent monster of a punter (the very words he uses to justify his violence) get interpreted by another man as the life-affirming advice only a kind soul can give about knowing your self worth.

And the end of it all and without even the ring show for it, Hiromi comes to the realisation that in order to move forwards in her life she needs to be able let go of both the present and whatever unattainable desires are holding her back. Even if she's not sure she's up to the task, and the film doesn't present any obvious path ahead, there's the hope she might be able to wade forwards, become an adult and find some inner peace.

Also a side note, but watching this film it really struck me just how much of its style the Monogatari series got from Anno's work. The editing, the angles, the frames of text the rapid fire dialogue, it's all here. It never really hit before, I guess it's because in Love & Pop those elements are dialled up so much further than in Eva, so stylistically, if not thematically, it resembles Monogatari much more obviously.
 
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Just saw The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim, it got a lot of meh and bad reviews but since I love LOTR it was a must see for me. I went to see it expecting to see an LOTR movie and it delivered that in spades-what more could you ask? I gave it 7 1/2 out of 10 points.
 
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