Alien: Romulus
Finally managed to catch this on a decent sized screen at a reasonable hour of the day before it’s gone from cinemas. Overall I thought it did a good job of balancing the tension of
Alien and the action of
Aliens, I thought it was well paced and the design work was mostly gorgeous, really seamlessly sliding us back into that 1979 vision of the future. That said I don't think
the xengineer is going to go down as one of the series' iconic designs (when are we getting our
femalien goddamn it,
when?) but I feel like Giger would be smirking down (up?) at the
death by vaginal discharge. Andy was great, outside of the xenomorphs themselves, the synthetics really are a high point of the franchise with their ability to be both helpful and unnerving, Romulus understood and used this fact very well indeed.
My only real gripes are that perhaps they could have done a bit more to make me care about some of the crew before offing them (I don't think that really classes as a spoiler in an Alien film, does it?) and I would really,
really like a cut of this film that omits the cringe-worthy “I understood that reference” moments, that would be great. Particularly
“Get away from her…” he’s going to say the line everybody! Just wait for it! Let the anticipation build for a genuinely awkward amount of time and, “You bitch!” Please clap. There were only about half a dozen people in my screening and at least three of them, including myself, audibly groaned. How did that make it past test screenings?