Let's see...
Shonan Junai Gumi - 7.5-8/10
It covered the three best parts of the manga (thus far), including Ryuji's two romances. However, too much 'around the edges' content was cut, which meant there wasn't any build-up when dealing with one of the two and no closure with the other. Also, nearly all of the secondary character introductions and humorous standalone chapters got cut. One of the standalone chapters, involving Nagisa seeing Ryuji buying porn, happens to be one of my favourite chapters, so...
I've read 8/15 volumes, with only two more available to be read, and only the final episode offered anything new. The first half was good - with a mini-skirt wearing teacher providing the... 'incentive' required for her male students to work harder. The second half, however, was rather cheesy, and there wasn't an ending. It makes me wonder if it was intentional for the series to end where it did...
On the whole, very enjoyable for a GTO fan, even with VHS-rips and Engrish subtitles covering the final episode. I'd buy it.
Le Portrait de Petit Cossette - 5/10
One reviewer on MAL rated it 10/10, commenting that the story could've been covered in five minutes. I say having to sit through a simple story stretched to over 100 minutes because of truly bizarre dream sequences involving torture, a loli and lots of blood makes it worthy of half of the score he awarded it. The story was just silly, it being about objects becoming possessed and holding a 250 year grudge.
Top wo Nerae! - 7.5-8/10
Involving yet basic - that best sums it up. Removing the time travel/age difference aspects, it's
sort of like Blue Gender set in space instead of on earth. Quality entertainment and no more.
I didn't like how Noriko went from someone unable to operate a machine to someone who could beat the second best in her school after a few clips of her running were shown. It was like watching how the Rocky films would be without nearly all of the films focusing on the build-up to the fight; the training.
I also didn't like "onee-san" randomly expressing her lovefor her instructor and that then becoming a key plot point. No build-up, no involvement.
And, finally, the ending was too over the top for my tastes. Knowing how to remove a 'generator' without damaging it and how/where to insert it? Surviving a black hole, coming out right where the aliens would've liked to in the future?... Yeah.
It was enjoyable, and the time travel aspect added some much needed depth, but it wasn't jaw dropping. And, anyway, I'd seen 'Voices of a Distant Star' before watching.
Top wo Nerae! 2 - 4.5-5/10
Yeah, you use the earth as a cannonball, right after seeing throwing planets at the enemy did no good. No point wasting any other planets; the ones not needed by the human race, like.
The plot made no sense and was retarded. All it ever had going for it was looks and boobs. It was never even explained how Nono could possibly know the specifics of the main characters of the prequel, or why the Gunbusters had feelings that mattered.
A sequel in name only, and over-rated to the extreme. Do not want.
Piano no Mori - 8.5-9/10
A beautiful story. No planet moving here; just piano playing.
I didn't know what to expect going into it, but it kept me glued to the screen. The characterization was top notch, and I ended up caring for the lead duo as their differing reasons for playing the piano were explored. Hell, I even cared about the 'toilet girl' who needed to sit on a toilet and have Kai let her stroke his hair (like her dog) to relax before her performance. Even the minor characters came across as 'real'.
Who needs over the top stupidity when you can get down to earth goodness like this? If it ever gets released in the UK, it's a must buy for me. Another +1 for realism in anime from me.
Origin - Spirits of the Past: 4.5-5/10
I think this summary I typed up expresses how I feel about this Gonzo ****-up. (Basically, it's all looks and no substance. It doesn't even look THAT great.)
Summary:
Dragon-trees, created on the moon, destroy the moon, moving to earth after doing so and near enough wipe out mankind. After this, instead of killing everything, they let a few humans continue to live. The setting is a three-way town where a forest is on one side, forest hating mecha people are on the other and neutral people are in the middle. The main character goes super saiyan after awhile, becoming one with his inner tree in order to be able to beat gigantic robots with his fists, whilst doing backflips a lot. He saves the world by stopping a mechanical volcano from wiping out all life, almost turning into a tree as a result. Humans decide to live as one with the dragon-tree people. The end.
Naruto - Movie 4: 7/10
I liked it for the Sound Four-esque battles and childish humour - such as when Naruto covered himself in armour after it was predicted he'd die. What can I say... I'm a Narutard.
Naruto - Movie 5: 6/10
Flying ninja, using mecha wings and warships, 'Zero Tails' (how can a tailed beast have no tails!?), an 'I'm over 9000!!!' power-up, Naruto saving the day through pure willpower and Sasuke fan service. It's fair to say a lot was wrong with this movie.
It's a shame, actually, because I thought the filler character development was pretty good. Amaru was an instantly likeable character, and it was hard not to feel sorry for her. If only she wasn't in a filler movie and provided the motivation for Naruto to, illogically, hurt the 'ultimate being' after previously being unable to scratch him...
The sequence where Naruto got the **** kicked out of him was good, but ruined by it being too long and, all too predictably, Naruto over-coming the odds to somehow save the day.
...on the plus side, it had Naruto saying "Sasuke!" in a homosexual manner, as his voice actress likes doing. I hadn't heard that in awhile. Sasuke even ignored him, as ever.
Bleach: Memories of Nobody - 5/10
The art was nowhere near movie level, and the story was even worse. Too much time was spent on Ichigo wandering around aimlessly with a new, 'cute' character. And the comical, poorly designed group of villains no-one cared about added nothing but a few yawns toward the end.
The very end almost saved it... until Rukia came out with a line along the lines of, "You won't remember anything about this because it's a filler movie." What followed that was a scene after the credits that removed any power the ending had.
The worst of all the Bleach/Naruto movies.
Bleach - The Diamond Dust Rebellion: 7.5-8/10
A filler movie, featuring very good characterization. I kid you not.
Considering how limited the designers of these movies are, I found myself very impressed with the way Toshiro was fleshed out. His connection to the filler villain, and the ties that binded them, made it a fairly absorbing flick to sit through. Not a lot was ever shown about Toshiro in the story proper, so I had little trouble accepting his filler back-story.
Where as the previous film added nothing to the proper story or characters, this did. That makes it worthy of a decent score, if not for it simply being an entertaining ride.
Bleach - Fade to Black: 8/10
The best of the Bleach/Naruto movies released so far, in my opinion.
Like its prequel, it added development to an existing character, with the help of some new filler additions. While the development wasn't quite as good this time around, the other aspects combined to make it a better movie than what went before.
Remember the SS arc from the TV series; the best part of Bleach? This movie replayed some of it, with Ichigo once again being an invader of SS after everyone had lost all their memories of Rukia and, as a result, him. To see Ichigo once again fighting existing characters, with movie quality visuals and some amazing music, made this into a surprisingly great watch.
I had to ignore a few plot inconsistences that made the real plot appear very dumb. For example, Kisuke entered SS at will in the movie, with him saying he could've got around his ban any time if he so wished. Taking into consideration the fact he sent a team of weaklings to fight his battles for him previously, this was just a little dumb. But, once he started shooting red beams around, I forgave the writers. When watching these movies, you have to accept there will be some holes.
Anyway, it's a must watch for Bleach fans. Go watch it, if you haven't already.