Yorkshire totally sounds normal to me somehow... @_@
But oh-oh-oh! I do recognize Cockney. That's the My Fair Lady accent!
.... Which reminds me of something else entirely else.
"He is pissed."
That expression is very, well. Low. Urban. Is there any way to say this more sophisticated but also retaining exactly that mood of like so much **** is going one, leaving one with a mixture of anger, desperation, frustration, light depression and just feeling to weak to do anything properly anymore? This "Screw them all, the world can just end if you ask me" sort of feeling.
"He's angered" is way to neutral for that. I kind of like saying "He's indignant." so far, but at least with foeigners a lot of people don't seem to know the word. "He is in an agitated emotional turmoil" makes me sound like a robot. "He is enraged" has more of a tint of somebody active loosing it, like having a totally red head or while screaming, which could also happen just because he's a child and stupid. Whereas "pissed" appears to me to have this sense of defeat, being knocked down inside of it, being wasted, having a legitimate reason to be angry.
... In the first place, am I even right with that impression of mood nuance? I've ever only have seen it used in that context, but on the other hand any exposure to that word isn't really real life either.