With Bruce Campbell still tagging along, i tell him that Ayase's german terrorists are really deadites in disguise and watch as he tears them apart and chases the remains away. Then with just me and Ayase left, we settle it the good ole fashioned way...With a giant robot battle.
Despite Black's victory, he is emotionally scarred from the experience and slips into a life of obscurity. I, on the other hand, head off to regroup with my remaining forces and come back even stronger than before.
Happening upon said crater--and knowledgeable of the fact that my ventures into the realms of biological warfare require some form of testing ground--I develop some travesty of a weapon imbued with only the most devastating of viruses, amalgamating it with explosives of the highest order. I drop said bomb in the crater.
My tunnel to the Southern Hemisphere. I'd give it a few weeks.
Since the home planet has no core left, is about to die and is starting to look like the moon, I sent earth towards the sun and transfer myself to the moon. I then implement the "Titan" colony procedure and make a new claim to it...
William Hague has Otaku arrested and locked up without trial for conspiracy to commit terrorism with pies, and as such his hill is returned to the possesion of the state. It is then designated "Hill, Craters and Stately Home Debris Public Park" until the Tories are elected and it is privatised. I buy it and recieve massive government subsidies to run it, claiming that it is a vital public service.
The foundations of the original hill isn't strong enough support another hill on top of it and they both collapse. I buy the land and build a super mecha hill guarded by evangelions and defended by the replica mecha wall of china.
My mecha hill guarded by evangelions and defended by the replica mecha wall of china.