King Of The Hill

[Chaz]

The govenment had already bought the hill, and push the gypsies out with bulldozers.

Their hill.

 

[chaos]

government fails to pay my bulldozer company because of the credit crisis and I receive the deed for the hill.


My hill

 

[Chaz]

The deed was not signed for, and thus is not legally owned by anyone. Some rebel archiologists "break in" and discover remains of my ancestors near the top of the hill. (Dont ask why it's at the top, not under piles of sedimentary rock...)

I therefore claim the hill for myself, chop off the hill to make it flat land for Chaos and replant the hill in my back garden.

My hill.

 

[Mutsumi]

Abducts your hill & takes it underground.

My (hidden) hill

 

[Chaz]

I manage to take Scrouge McDuck's mint/halt and use his diveboard to swim in money. I get bored and decide to push it all into one lump.

My money hill.

 

[Mutsumi]

The banking system collapses, the ecomony fails, & money becomes worthless. I have a gold watch & use it as currency to buy your house & all that is in it.

My (now worthless) hill of money.

 

[Chaz]

I go to a different land and walk to a flat plain. I take out a jar of dirt (sorry Sparrow...) and dump it on the floor.
My hill.