Improve Movies
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Peter Jackson's King Kong could do with a trim. Or perhaps liposuction is a more appropriate metaphor. For starters. There's half an hour between each stroke of 'S K U L L I S L A N D' that could go, to bring the running time under the Forty Eight hour mark.
And while i'm bitching about long movies filled with their own self-worth, 2001 A Space Odyssey would have been far more watchable if the second part hadn't been about the wonders of people walking places really slowly. Keep the monkeys, Hal and even the obscure final space baby bit, kill the pointless 'hey look! space travel happened! aren't we profound because we looked into the classical record shop over the weekend!' bit.
The Matrix could have been better if Keanu Reeves had absolutely nothing to do with it, the sequels could have been better if... actually, they're so bad I'm convinced that they couldn't possibly have ever been good.
The Harry Potter movies don't deserve a place on a list of 'to be improved' films. It would be entirely impossible to cast the early movies with kids who didn't deserve cremation, because child actors only come in one flavour. Vomitacious. The later movies aren't really so bad. They give the flabby books a much needed tape worm infection, making them far more reasonably proportioned.
And while i'm bitching about long movies filled with their own self-worth, 2001 A Space Odyssey would have been far more watchable if the second part hadn't been about the wonders of people walking places really slowly. Keep the monkeys, Hal and even the obscure final space baby bit, kill the pointless 'hey look! space travel happened! aren't we profound because we looked into the classical record shop over the weekend!' bit.
The Matrix could have been better if Keanu Reeves had absolutely nothing to do with it, the sequels could have been better if... actually, they're so bad I'm convinced that they couldn't possibly have ever been good.
The Harry Potter movies don't deserve a place on a list of 'to be improved' films. It would be entirely impossible to cast the early movies with kids who didn't deserve cremation, because child actors only come in one flavour. Vomitacious. The later movies aren't really so bad. They give the flabby books a much needed tape worm infection, making them far more reasonably proportioned.
I feel ill upset some people here and say.. The Godfather. I sat through 3 hours of what can only be described as Parkinson: The Movie. Even the head scene was over hyped. They need to trim this down an hour and stop calling it 'THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!'.
The second one bugged me more and I could only watch half of it, because of all the italian talking without subs. Meh.
/Rant.
The second one bugged me more and I could only watch half of it, because of all the italian talking without subs. Meh.
/Rant.
Yeah same here. I personally hate Action Movie and Car Movies; with there pointless explosions and guns, For example Mission Impossibles, Need For Speeds, xXx. you get the idea.
Rather watch any Comedy (If its watchable) or even a Romance movie, lawl.
One of the all time worst movies has to be Date Movie. Its just sickening.
Rather watch any Comedy (If its watchable) or even a Romance movie, lawl.
One of the all time worst movies has to be Date Movie. Its just sickening.
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Hyaku said:
how can you say that about need for speed?? i love car movies (not my favourite but still pretty good!
you get to see nice cars and wish you had them lol