Have I missed something? Or has the government truly lost the plot?
Do you really need to ask at this point? Almost every world government has lost their minds over covid, but the UK government especially because of their special status as "totally useless".
Since turning over the handling of the economy to the BoE and privatising or entering into one-sided "public-private partnerships" for providing most public services (people's tax money going into the pockets of private corporations that otherwise wouldn't be profitable, awesome, wish I could run an unprofitable business and still take home a fat bonus) what do the government actually do? Almost nothing except use their positions of power to enrich themselves. But the politicians need to give the public a reason for them to still exist so they can continue to draw their salaries and abuse their positions, and it's also useful to them to pretend we're still living in a democracy rather than a fast-approaching cyberpunk dystopia where meagcorporations rule the world, so people don't get too rebellious.
Enter government's new role: KEEPING YOU SAFE. The government are GOOD PEOPLE who will protect you from BAD PEOPLE (the "War on Terror" was all about redefining the role of governments into basically sh*t superheroes who didn't actually save people, but damn if they didn't stand up and make a lot of stirring patriotic speeches) and now, BAD THINGS in general. So they have to keep everyone safe from covid, no matter that it's literally impossible. So was keeping people safe from terrorism. They have to make a show of doing it, otherwise what are they good for?
Of course the Tories in particular don't like spending all this money and are loathe to spend any more, but the corner they've backed themselves into is one where government's only major role is public safety, and they're now caught in the position where in order to portray themselves as keeping people safe (when they, or rather their corporate and financial paymasters, don't actually give a toss; they'd probably rather all the elderly and unemployed just died) they have to spend like crazy. And now they're worried, because all this spending is going to screw their credit rating and in today's society, that's pretty much the only thing that matters. But if they give up and admit the unpoular truth that politics can't save people from a virus, they're basically admitting how utterly useless they are for ANYTHING and people will start to see through the charade.
Yes, I am in fact a little mad. But then so is this goddamn world.