"Your opinion sucks, mine is better, SE is a good company because game sites say so and so do I, stop posting **** about SE you're hurting my feelings and making me went to reply to defend the company I love even though I've only played like five games by them and all of them are Final Fantasy games, my favourites being VII and XII. Final Fantasy VII being an easy game in general which holds your hand the entire length of the game and XII being the poor mans MMO."
Also.
I may be risking my life by telling you this, but Square Enix emits an essence of "passive-aggressive" that is so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics as we know them. But first, let me pose you a question: Is Square Enix actually concerned about any of us or does it just want to promote a pestiferous anti-intellectualism? After reading this letter, you'll undoubtedly find it's the latter. This raises another important point: Square Enix claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to promote the total destruction of individuality in favor of an all-powerful group. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Square Enix's cohorts. The truth is that Square Enix is the hidden hand behind all modern cataclysms. How much more illumination does that fact need before Square Enix can grasp it? Assuming the answer is "a substantial amount", let me point out that if you can make any sense out Square Enix's snivelling, beastly stances then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did.
Square Enix says that it never engages in illaudable, repulsive, or invidious politics. That is the most despicable lie I have ever heard in my entire life. In a previous letter, I announced my intention to admonish Square Enix not seven times, but seventy times seven. Naturally, this announcement caused Square Enix to mutter abuses befitting its character. Incidents like that truly demonstrate how it twists every argument into some sort of "struggle" between two parties. Square Enix unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what it claims gives it the right to open the floodgates of materialism. Square Enix uses obscure words like "subjectivoidealistic" and "interparenthetically" to conceal its agenda to transform fear and its inculcation into the preeminent force ruling human existence. I find that having to process phrases with long words like those makes me feel hoodwinked, inferior, definitely frustrated, and angry. That's why I strive for utmost clarity whenever I explain to others that I must ask that Square Enix's hangers-on prevent the production of a new crop of stingy fugitives. I know they'll never do that so here's an alternate proposal: They should, at the very least, back off and quit trying to spoon-feed us its pabulum.
Do you really want Square Enix to glamorize drug usage? I think not. I had a brief conversation recently with some snippy palookas who were trying to utilize legal, above-ground organizing in combination with illegal, underground tactics to present a false image to the world by hiding unpleasant but vitally important realities about Square Enix's scare tactics. That conversation convinced me that Square Enix's revenge fantasies stink. Let's remember that.
What Square Enix doesn't realize is that everybody is probably familiar with the cliche that it's capable of monstrous effrontery and infamous misrepresentation. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche. In this land which has befriended the worst kinds of jealous freeloaders there are, Square Enix has conspired, plotted, undermined, prostituted, and corrupted, and -- hiding to this hour behind the braver screen of unregenerate scum -- dares to contrive and scheme the death of every principle that has protected it. Square Enix doesn't want us to break the spell of great expectations that now binds the most malign practitioners of negativism you'll ever see to Square Enix. It would rather we settle for the meatless bone of narcissism. Square Enix's pledge not to break our country's national and patriotic backbone and make it ripe for the slave's yoke of international Lysenkoism is merely empty rhetoric, invoked on occasion for theatrical effect but otherwise studiously ignored. I think that as incredible and bizarre as it sounds, humanity is decidedly the victim of a diabolical conspiracy masterminded by Square Enix to step on other people's toes. You probably think that too. But Square Enix does not think that. Square Enix thinks that black is white and night is day.
Square Enix doesn't want to acknowledge that right is right and wrong is wrong. In fact, Square Enix would rather block all discussion on the subject. I suppose that's because it spouts the same bile in everything it writes, making only slight modifications to suit the issue at hand. The issue Square Enix's excited about this week is credentialism, which says to me that its arguments would be a lot more effective if they were at least accurate or intelligent, not just a load of bull for the sake of being controversial. Even without the inhumane ideology of Jacobinism in the picture, we can still say that I appreciate feedback and other people's views on subjects. I don't, however, appreciate feedback when it's given in an unprofessional manner. So, sorry for being so long-winded in this letter, but the costs of Square Enix's offhand remarks outweigh their benefits.