1000 things movies taught us

[ayase]

184. Women with no muscle tone at all are still capable of incredible strength and endurance.

 

[Genkina Hito]

185. If you get caught up in some word-based viral outbreak that causes zombification, try and forget the meanings of every word in the English language or mix them up.

186. Or just hide in an attic.

 

[Genkina Hito]

186. When you have to recite a spell to obtain the necronomicon, just mumbling the words is not enough.

Clatu, Verata, Nictu

 

[Bugglemuffin]

187 (rule 1 with zombies) CARDIO

 

[Churchy99]

188 Whenever you shoot petrol, it ALWAYS blows up.

 

[Genkina Hito]

189. If you're homeless and hearing voices in your head, you are not mad, just gifted with extreme esp.

Now. Make. Heads. Burst.

 

[Aogu]

190. Even if your dead you can still narrate an entire film.

 

[Bugglemuffin]

191. the method of which smurfs reproduce is one of lifes great mysteries

 

[Genkina Hito]

192. Don't raid your moms's room... you might find their porn stash...

shudders

 

[Genkina Hito]

193.When interviewing a suspect in a Satanic murder-spree, don't leave the window unlocked.

 

[Genkina Hito]

194.Do you want a clean shopping experience? Mexico City has the cleanest malls in the world. A cannibal can vomit and die and a cleaning team will just remove him. Simply amazing.

 

[Genkina Hito]

195. A surprising amount of people in Mexico City devour their fellow urbanites.

 

[Kurogane]

196.

Nicholson in the 'Bucket List':

1. Never waste an erection
2. Never pass up a bathroom
3. Never trust a fart

Golden rules to live by, I'm sure! A trilogy of sorts, too.

 

[Genkina Hito]

197. Seeing kids' get punched by Robert Downey Jr. is entertainment.

198. The Baron admires a young woman who speaks from the heart.

 

[ayase]

199. If you have a milkshake... and I have a milkshake... and I have a straw, and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake, I drink your milkshake.

 

[Genkina Hito]

200. If your car is about to crash, just stay loose. You won't break a bone.

 

[Will-O'-The-Wisp]

199. If you have a milkshake... and I have a milkshake... and I have a straw, and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake, I drink your milkshake.

Oooh there's one I should have posted ><, good line!

200. They are the droids you're looking for

 

[Genkina Hito]

202. Dolphins have belly-buttons. Holy fu..... They are mammals. So that makes sense. Why did I never make the connection?

203. If you see a child torturing small animals, they are destined to be a dentist.

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[Tigle]

204. A poster is a great way to hide a tunnel when escaping from prison.

 

[Genkina Hito]

205. Cowboy vs. Ninja? Ninja... but only just.