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Granted, but you can only sleep in it for a maximum of 6 hours a day, for an assassin will try to attack you if you exceed the limit.

I wish I had a chilli dog.
 
Fixed. Now your sleep will be on a permanant loop from 10pm-7am for the rest of your life.

I wish I could lose some weight ;)

(and Owly how dare you think a spoilt wish is my constant QVC, tis my guilty pleasure that channel! :p)
 
Granted. TGIF. Sadly speeding up time has destroyed Saturday and Sunday leaving you with a perpetual Monday-Friday.

I wish it was late November. (When my Chrismas spirit is a go!)
 
Granted, but it turns out that your fireplace is also a portal that allows intergalactic space demons to come through to our world, as a result, you have doomed us all.

I wish that Clerks: The Animated Series wasn't cancelled after six episodes.
 
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