Wish Spoiler

[trollfaceburp]

There's nothing to wish on.

I wish I have faster internet speed.

 

[st_owly (witch)]

Granted. But you can only access the Daily Mail website.

I wish my boyfriend didn't live 200 miles from me.

 

[Phobos]

Congrats, he now lives 200lightyears away!

I wish I never had to wait around until I can go get some food.

 

[st_owly (witch)]

You don't. But all you can get is sprouts.

I wish I had more space for manga.

 

[Phobos]

Well now you do! Unfortunately all this space is located at the centre of the earth which you lack access to.

I wish I had a larger television.

 

[st_owly (witch)]

You do. But it is permanently tuned to QVC.

I wish my building had a working lift so I don't have to climb 3 flights of stairs all the time.

 

[Phobos]

It does, you however no longer live there.

I wish it was not so bright out.

 

[st_owly (witch)]

You're blind so you can't tell how bright it is outside.

I wish the kids across the road weren't so noisy.

 

[Phobos]

They suddenly become perfect children, sadly even worse ones move next door to ye.

I wish socks actually kept my feet warmer than they do.

 

[st_owly (witch)]

They keep them so warm that they burn your feet.

I wish today was over.

 

[Phobos]

It now is, sadly the next day is a carbon copy of today.

I wish I had a £500K/year job. :cry:

 

[st_owly (witch)]

You do. However, £499k of it is taken off you in tax.

I wish cooking for myself wasn't so much effort.

 

[Phobos]

It no longer is as you receive a robot to cook for you, sadly it is flawed and always tries to poison you.

I wish my bed was more comfy.

 

[memorium]

Granted, but you can only sleep in it for a maximum of 6 hours a day, for an assassin will try to attack you if you exceed the limit.

I wish I had a chilli dog.

 

[st_owly (witch)]

You do. But it is so ferociously hot that you can only eat 1 bite before having to give up.

I wish my sleeping pattern wasn't broken.

 

[-Danielle-]

Fixed. Now your sleep will be on a permanant loop from 10pm-7am for the rest of your life.

I wish I could lose some weight

(and Owly how dare you think a spoilt wish is my constant QVC, tis my guilty pleasure that channel! )

 

[Phobos]

You are now severely anorexic and lose too much weight and then wish to gain weight.


I wish I could drive.

 

[st_owly (witch)]

You can. But you can't afford to put any petrol in your car.

I wish it was Friday already.

 

[-Danielle-]

Granted. TGIF. Sadly speeding up time has destroyed Saturday and Sunday leaving you with a perpetual Monday-Friday.

I wish it was late November. (When my Chrismas spirit is a go!)

 

[st_owly (witch)]

Granted. But there's no such thing as Christmas.

I wish my flat had a working fireplace (Be more creative than burning it down )