Wish Spoiler

[st_owly (witch)]

You do. But it is permanently tuned to QVC.

I wish my building had a working lift so I don't have to climb 3 flights of stairs all the time.

 

[Phobos]

It does, you however no longer live there.

I wish it was not so bright out.

 

[st_owly (witch)]

You're blind so you can't tell how bright it is outside.

I wish the kids across the road weren't so noisy.

 

[Phobos]

They suddenly become perfect children, sadly even worse ones move next door to ye.

I wish socks actually kept my feet warmer than they do.

 

[st_owly (witch)]

They keep them so warm that they burn your feet.

I wish today was over.

 

[Phobos]

It now is, sadly the next day is a carbon copy of today.

I wish I had a £500K/year job. :cry:

 

[st_owly (witch)]

You do. However, £499k of it is taken off you in tax.

I wish cooking for myself wasn't so much effort.

 

[Phobos]

It no longer is as you receive a robot to cook for you, sadly it is flawed and always tries to poison you.

I wish my bed was more comfy.

 

[memorium]

Granted, but you can only sleep in it for a maximum of 6 hours a day, for an assassin will try to attack you if you exceed the limit.

I wish I had a chilli dog.

 

[st_owly (witch)]

You do. But it is so ferociously hot that you can only eat 1 bite before having to give up.

I wish my sleeping pattern wasn't broken.

 

[-Danielle-]

Fixed. Now your sleep will be on a permanant loop from 10pm-7am for the rest of your life.

I wish I could lose some weight

(and Owly how dare you think a spoilt wish is my constant QVC, tis my guilty pleasure that channel! )

 

[Phobos]

You are now severely anorexic and lose too much weight and then wish to gain weight.


I wish I could drive.

 

[st_owly (witch)]

You can. But you can't afford to put any petrol in your car.

I wish it was Friday already.

 

[-Danielle-]

Granted. TGIF. Sadly speeding up time has destroyed Saturday and Sunday leaving you with a perpetual Monday-Friday.

I wish it was late November. (When my Chrismas spirit is a go!)

 

[st_owly (witch)]

Granted. But there's no such thing as Christmas.

I wish my flat had a working fireplace (Be more creative than burning it down )

 

[memorium]

Granted, but it turns out that your fireplace is also a portal that allows intergalactic space demons to come through to our world, as a result, you have doomed us all.

I wish that Clerks: The Animated Series wasn't cancelled after six episodes.

 

[st_owly (witch)]

Granted. There are more episodes made, but they never make it outside the studio so you can never watch them.

I wish chocolate was healthy.

 

[-Danielle-]

Congrats, all chocolate now has minimal calories but all other foods have now turned tasteless.


I wish peanut butter and cheese wasn't so high in fat

 

[st_owly (witch)]

They aren't. But you're now allergic to both those things so you can't have them.

I wish dust didn't exist.

 

[-Danielle-]

Nooooooo. Evil, EVIL!!! hehe.

(I can't think of anything so I'm just calling you out on making me unable to eat 2 of my favourite things )