There's nothing to wish on. I wish I have faster internet speed.
T trollfaceburp Completely Average High School Student 4 September 2014 #181 There's nothing to wish on. I wish I have faster internet speed.
st_owly (witch) Time-Traveller 4 September 2014 #182 Granted. But you can only access the Daily Mail website. I wish my boyfriend didn't live 200 miles from me.
Granted. But you can only access the Daily Mail website. I wish my boyfriend didn't live 200 miles from me.
Phobos Titan 4 September 2014 #183 Congrats, he now lives 200lightyears away! I wish I never had to wait around until I can go get some food.
Congrats, he now lives 200lightyears away! I wish I never had to wait around until I can go get some food.
st_owly (witch) Time-Traveller 4 September 2014 #184 You don't. But all you can get is sprouts. I wish I had more space for manga.
Phobos Titan 4 September 2014 #185 Well now you do! Unfortunately all this space is located at the centre of the earth which you lack access to. I wish I had a larger television.
Well now you do! Unfortunately all this space is located at the centre of the earth which you lack access to. I wish I had a larger television.
st_owly (witch) Time-Traveller 4 September 2014 #186 You do. But it is permanently tuned to QVC. I wish my building had a working lift so I don't have to climb 3 flights of stairs all the time.
You do. But it is permanently tuned to QVC. I wish my building had a working lift so I don't have to climb 3 flights of stairs all the time.
Phobos Titan 4 September 2014 #187 It does, you however no longer live there. I wish it was not so bright out.
st_owly (witch) Time-Traveller 4 September 2014 #188 You're blind so you can't tell how bright it is outside. I wish the kids across the road weren't so noisy.
You're blind so you can't tell how bright it is outside. I wish the kids across the road weren't so noisy.
Phobos Titan 4 September 2014 #189 They suddenly become perfect children, sadly even worse ones move next door to ye. I wish socks actually kept my feet warmer than they do.
They suddenly become perfect children, sadly even worse ones move next door to ye. I wish socks actually kept my feet warmer than they do.
st_owly (witch) Time-Traveller 4 September 2014 #190 They keep them so warm that they burn your feet. I wish today was over.
Phobos Titan 4 September 2014 #191 It now is, sadly the next day is a carbon copy of today. I wish I had a £500K/year job. :cry:
st_owly (witch) Time-Traveller 4 September 2014 #192 You do. However, £499k of it is taken off you in tax. I wish cooking for myself wasn't so much effort.
You do. However, £499k of it is taken off you in tax. I wish cooking for myself wasn't so much effort.
Phobos Titan 4 September 2014 #193 It no longer is as you receive a robot to cook for you, sadly it is flawed and always tries to poison you. I wish my bed was more comfy.
It no longer is as you receive a robot to cook for you, sadly it is flawed and always tries to poison you. I wish my bed was more comfy.
M memorium Za Warudo 5 September 2014 #194 Granted, but you can only sleep in it for a maximum of 6 hours a day, for an assassin will try to attack you if you exceed the limit. I wish I had a chilli dog.
Granted, but you can only sleep in it for a maximum of 6 hours a day, for an assassin will try to attack you if you exceed the limit. I wish I had a chilli dog.
st_owly (witch) Time-Traveller 5 September 2014 #195 You do. But it is so ferociously hot that you can only eat 1 bite before having to give up. I wish my sleeping pattern wasn't broken.
You do. But it is so ferociously hot that you can only eat 1 bite before having to give up. I wish my sleeping pattern wasn't broken.
-Danielle- Death Scythe 5 September 2014 #196 Fixed. Now your sleep will be on a permanant loop from 10pm-7am for the rest of your life. I wish I could lose some weight (and Owly how dare you think a spoilt wish is my constant QVC, tis my guilty pleasure that channel! )
Fixed. Now your sleep will be on a permanant loop from 10pm-7am for the rest of your life. I wish I could lose some weight (and Owly how dare you think a spoilt wish is my constant QVC, tis my guilty pleasure that channel! )
Phobos Titan 5 September 2014 #197 You are now severely anorexic and lose too much weight and then wish to gain weight. I wish I could drive.
You are now severely anorexic and lose too much weight and then wish to gain weight. I wish I could drive.
st_owly (witch) Time-Traveller 8 September 2014 #198 You can. But you can't afford to put any petrol in your car. I wish it was Friday already.
-Danielle- Death Scythe 10 September 2014 #199 Granted. TGIF. Sadly speeding up time has destroyed Saturday and Sunday leaving you with a perpetual Monday-Friday. I wish it was late November. (When my Chrismas spirit is a go!)
Granted. TGIF. Sadly speeding up time has destroyed Saturday and Sunday leaving you with a perpetual Monday-Friday. I wish it was late November. (When my Chrismas spirit is a go!)
st_owly (witch) Time-Traveller 10 September 2014 #200 Granted. But there's no such thing as Christmas. I wish my flat had a working fireplace (Be more creative than burning it down )
Granted. But there's no such thing as Christmas. I wish my flat had a working fireplace (Be more creative than burning it down )