the three word story game

[Chaz]

kidnapped hobbit-like creatures, and

 

[memorium]

tortured them with Castor Oil

(Castor Oil Purges are nasty! Fascist Italians done it in Mussolini's day! you learn something new everyday kiddies)

 

[Mutsumi]

while demanding to know the reason for the use of more than three words per post

 

[ayase]

In ridley's absence, in order to facilitate the telling of stories in greater detail and to better forge a stronger narrative which is harder for subversive elements to disrupt, I have assumed command of this thread and upped the word usage to five per post.

Sieg Zeon!

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Afterwards, Medusa was somewhat oily...

(see Mutsumi? Didn't I say it was better this way?)

 

[Mutsumi]

& naked. She got dressed

(Agreed. ^_^)

 

[ayase]

and continued on her quest

(Good man. As a reward and of course, for reference purposes, Google image search: Vallejo Medusa)

 

[Mutsumi]

to find the hidden secret

 

[memorium]

dildo of immense pleasure and

 

[Mutsumi]

insert it into the magic

 

[memorium]

Cleft of Venus, meanwhile Perseus

 

[Tachi]

Entered her hall of Holy Holeys

 

[Mutsumi]

& danced a dainty tango

 

[Chaz]

whilst drinking some tango orange

 

[Mutsumi]

which rather unusually was purple

 

[ayase]

it was new Tango Beetroot

 

[Mutsumi]

Which You Just Can't Beet©

 

[memorium]

Anyway, Perseus soon found that

 

[ayase]

Cyclops was allergic to Tango

 

[memorium]

so he force fed the

 

[Mutsumi]

his horse had run away