the three word story game

[ayase]

Cyclops his Beetroot Tango, which

 

[memorium]

caused him to have a

 

[Mutsumi]

catastrophically damaging transformation, enthusiastically becoming:

 

[memorium]

Captain Jack Sparrow! who then

 

[Mutsumi]

declared this story halfway through

 

[memorium]

to be "ludicrously stupid", then

 

[ayase]

decapitated Perseus with a cutlass.

 

[Mutsumi]

from his violent cutlery set.

 

[ayase]

Side characters dispensed with, Medusa

 

[Mutsumi]

felt a cold breeze blowing

 

[ayase]

but she wanted a hot

 

[Mutsumi]

meaty twelve inches worth of

 

[memorium]

penis rammed into every orifice

 

[Mutsumi]

(I was thinking of a footlong subway tbh )

but she changed her mind

 

[ayase]

>_>

and had a subway instead.

(come on, there's racy and then there's downright obscene. Have a little tact guys, we'll never have any more female members if we carry on like this...)

 

[Mutsumi]

(I'm behaving & being clean now see? )

It was BBQ Rib today

 

[memorium]

so she was excited to

 

[Chaz]

start the fire by adding

 

[Mutsumi]

wood, petrol, and american flags

 

[memorium]

and so she ate with