the three word story game

[ayase]

to find the

 

[memorium]

Dildo of immense

 

[ayase]

pleasure and rigidity.

(come on guys, don't screw this up! We've a proper plot for once. Let's make Medusa & the Olisbos an epic semi-pornographic tale of ancient Greece)

 

[memorium]

Meanwhile, Perseus engages

 

[ayase]

in fierce combat

 

[memorium]

with the Cyclops

 

[ayase]

who shouted "You'll...

(this would be so much better as a five word story game)

 

[memorium]

bend over now!"

 

[ayase]

"Never!" Yelled Perseus,

 

[memorium]

relentlessly, the cyclops

 

[ayase]

pummelled him, but

 

[memorium]

Hercules came to

 

[ayase]

after being unconscious

 

[memorium]

with some wenches

 

[ayase]

who, unbeknownst to him were

(we're carrying this thread memo. I'm bumping it up to five words at a time. This will enable us to get to the Gorgon self-pleasure action sooner)

 

[memorium]

really evil sirens who want

(lol, i think we're the only ones participating in this thread!)

 

[Tachi]

To sing a song...

 

[memorium]

from The Little Mermaid, which

 

[ayase]

makes Hercules commit suicide by

 

[memorium]

gouging of eyes.