HOORAAAAAAY! Plus, you don't NEED to play an instrument - you can just sing, write the songs, and boss your band around!
Also, I have it on good authority that @Neil.T can do armpit farts?
Or are we not "that" kind of band?
But can she supply fizzy pips? They MUST be fizzy pips. It's a prerequisite for being in "The Band"
I can't breathe!
I think there's a pip that works on the tills at my local Tesco, she might be up for a bit of backing singing. She's let herself go a bit but she can still hum.I can't breathe!
I wonder how much her pips would cost for hire? Or whether we could come to a sensible negotiation. Do you think she'd need any armpit farts in her tunes?
My next door neighbour's are having their drive re-surfaced. Just looked out the window and got a right eyeful of bricklayer's a**e - crack and all!
Not the start to my day that I wanted
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Just about to leave for work - what an image! *Wheeeeeeeze*There is only 1 builders bum that is acceptable (CAKE!!
So you saw a full moon?My next door neighbours are having their drive re-surfaced. Just looked out the window and got a right eyeful of bricklayer's a**e - crack and all!
Not the start to my day that I wanted
Will you accept Scottish pounds, with their exchange rate of £1 to the pound?
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