My train blew up on the way home from the Expo, the electric hook ups ont he roof exploded and the train grinded to a halt, just my luck that the carriage i was in had 2 broken toilets and a drunk millwall fan who wouldn't stop saying "i spy with my eye, something beginning with W" his son who was only about 4 said "wembley" and that triggered the father to stand and shout "wembley!!!!! wembley, were the famous millwall and were going to wembley"
Until i'd had enough and waited for the "i spy" to start up again and shouted "wanker" at him. he stopped after that
40minute wait for another train to come get us.