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Patient-X said:
And how will you stop me? I'll wait until you're petting your mionions or ironing your high priestess's pants, so you won't even notice me.
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My miko pants don't need ironing thank you very much, I get them from ASDA George!
 
Patient-X said:
And how will you stop me? I'll wait until you're petting your mionions or ironing your high priestess's pants, so you won't even notice me.
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Ha! You have the wrong idea of me. There is no way I iron any clothes, not even mine. That’s what mionions are for. As for the head patting that happens so infrequently and for such short periods that it’s very unlikely you’ll even get to the Shinji chair without me noticing let alone getting sat on whilst you’re there plus if all else fails then @Captaaainuniverse is never far from the chair protecting it.
 
Phobos said:
Ha! You have the wrong idea of me. There is no way I iron any clothes, not even mine. That’s what mionions are for. As for the head patting that happens so infrequently and for such short periods that it’s very unlikely you’ll even get to the Shinji chair without me noticing let alone getting sat on whilst you’re there plus if all else fails then @Captaaainuniverse is never far from the chair protecting it.
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Even if Kelly approaches that chair of her own accord, I'll stop her. I'm not that much of a sucker for thick accents. Except maybe French or Russian
 
Captaaainuniverse said:
Even if Kelly approaches that chair of her own accord, I'll stop her. I'm not that much of a sucker for thick accents. Except maybe French or Russian
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That is a weakness you must work to overcome. The punishment officer should have nothing the ones getting punished could work to their advantage.
 
Phobos said:
That is a weakness you must work to overcome. The punishment officer should have nothing the ones getting punished could work to their advantage.
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Sorry, Putin has already bribed me, you can guess what with. He does have an interest in the integrity of the shinji chair punishment though, he has no plans to change or compromise it
 
Phobos said:
Give the bribe to the cult as penance then kidnap him and sell to the highest bidder thus filling the guild coffers further.
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So there would be Russian women o.o with thick Russian accents o.o running about in the Cult? Consider it done! I imagine Putin would be a difficult hostage though...
 
Captaaainuniverse said:
So there would be Russian women o.o with thick Russian accents o.o running about in the Cult? Consider it done! I imagine Putin would be a difficult hostage though...
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Yes. There would be Russian women with Russian accents. Whilst you’re in Russia kidnapping putin. After you kidnap him you being to the cult. We then sell him to the highest bidder. You do not go spending money on Russian brides, understand?

If the women were your bribe just send them out to work the streets and be their pimp. You can make them make money to give to the cult.
 
Phobos said:
Good mionion! Care to egg on @Captaaainuniverse until he does the kidnapping?
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If involves actual eggs then yes. If it involves throwing said eggs, even better. If you just mean using eggs as a metaphor for actively encouraging someone to do something stupid...

Then I'm bitterly disappointed 😾😾😾😾😾
 
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